STTF [censored] thread January (NSFW) - Page 108

suzzer99 · #**1071** 01-19-2007, 05:05 PM

Man the high-stakes limit forum does not have a lot of posting going on.

bones · #**1072** 01-19-2007, 05:06 PM

The correct way to play against Pasterbator is to 3 bet him every other hand just to piss off the very angry slavic man sitting between you and him.

Eagles · #**1073** 01-19-2007, 05:10 PM

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Man the high-stakes limit forum does not have a lot of posting going on.

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Look at mid-high shorthanded it gets much more traffic because most people play short handed.

Daleroxxu · #**1074** 01-19-2007, 05:16 PM

First session after modding my AHK script.........
first rigged beat, end up in table with two 2+2ers
second rigged beat, forget which button is check

PokerStars Game #8020765961: Tournament #40969262, $15+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/01/19 - 16:06:32 (ET)
Table '40969262 1' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: wushuplaya (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: 0evg0 (1500 in chips)
Seat 3: Daleroxxu (1500 in chips)
Seat 4: Luisgallo (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: Zeus2133 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: erik910 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: dcjigga (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: depalmern (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: english mo (1500 in chips)
0evg0: posts small blind 10
Daleroxxu: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Daleroxxu [2s 8d]
Daleroxxu said, "holla"
Luisgallo said, "he"
Luisgallo: folds
Zeus2133: calls 20
erik910: folds
dcjigga: folds
depalmern: folds
Daleroxxu said, "<--- 16 tabling bot"
english mo: folds
wushuplaya: calls 20
0evg0: folds
0evg0 said, "<--- lazy 12 tabler"
Daleroxxu said, "word"
0evg0 said, "<--- in the middle of getting ****ed"
Luisgallo said, "lap top 4 tabler!"
Daleroxxu: checks
*** FLOP *** [8c 3s Kh]
0evg0 said, "laptop here too"
0evg0 said, "lol, if you're 4-tabling"
Luisgallo said, "running badly lately"
Daleroxxu: checks
0evg0 said, "why didnt you just wait till i finished registering"
Zeus2133: checks
wushuplaya: checks
*** TURN *** [8c 3s Kh] [7h]
0evg0 said, "youre like at all my tables"
Daleroxxu: checks
Zeus2133: bets 20
0evg0 said, "good game selection"
wushuplaya: folds
Luisgallo said, "ahahah"
Daleroxxu: calls 20
*** RIVER *** [8c 3s Kh 7h] [Qc]
Daleroxxu: bets 1460 and is all-in
Zeus2133: calls 1460 and is all-in
Daleroxxu said, "[censored] !!!!"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Daleroxxu: shows [2s 8d] (a pair of Eights)
Zeus2133: shows [As Ks] (a pair of Kings)
Daleroxxu said, "wrong but"
Zeus2133 collected 3030 from pot
0evg0 said, "not to be rude, but are you getting better at these?"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3030 | Rake 0
Board [8c 3s Kh 7h Qc]
Seat 1: wushuplaya (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: 0evg0 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Daleroxxu (big blind) showed [2s 8d] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 4: Luisgallo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Zeus2133 showed [As Ks] and won (3030) with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: erik910 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: dcjigga folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: depalmern folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: english mo folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Velocity · #**1075** 01-19-2007, 05:45 PM

blinds were 600/1200 on bubble, 800/1600 3 handed with 13500 total chips on teh table

jdub5498: man you have no talent trust me you are
the only one that doesnt notice it

but all in everytime is so fun!!! wieeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Pasterbator · #**1076** 01-19-2007, 05:46 PM

Eagles, you are supposed to bet the flop/push the river or NOT HAVE THE Kh.

Wiggs, HU4ROLLZZZ!?!?

Everyone at 2/4 today, STOP [censored] TURNING/RIVERING THE NUTZ AGAINST ME I HATE YOU.

Pasterbator · #**1077** 01-19-2007, 05:50 PM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

SB ($330.70)
BB ($125.20)
Hero ($394)
MP ($431)
Button ($620.20)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
Hero raises to $16, 1 fold, Button calls $16, 1 fold, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $40, Button calls $40, BB folds.

Turn: ($130) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $100, Hero raises to $338, Button calls $238.

River: ($806) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $806

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ac Tc (flush, ace high).
Button has 9h 9d (four of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Button wins $806. 

The beat here is that he didnt have A4o, [censored] rr me everytime from the button.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($377.30)
MP ($690.20)
Hero ($1232.50)
Button ($394)
SB ($396)
BB ($533.10)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $12, Button raises to $36, 2 folds, Hero calls $24.

Flop: ($78) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $54, Hero raises to $189, Button raises to $358, Hero calls $169.

Turn: ($794) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($794) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $794

Results in white below: 
Hero has 9s Ts (one pair, queens).
Button has Kc Ad (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: Button wins $794. 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($659.95)
CO ($365.40)
Button ($230.20)
SB ($543.60)
Hero ($387)
UTG ($558)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
4 folds, SB raises to $16, Hero raises to $56, SB calls $40.

Flop: ($112) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $79, SB raises to $158, Hero raises to $331, SB calls $173.

Turn: ($774) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

River: ($774) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $774

Results in white below: 
SB has Ts Td (three of a kind, tens).
Hero has Kc Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: SB wins $774. 

Yes, this hand is standard against this guy. NICE RIVER COCKRAG.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($467.75)
MP ($828.15)
CO ($941.50)
Button ($453.70)
Hero ($406)
BB ($311.60)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
4 folds, Hero raises to $12, BB calls $8.

Flop: ($24) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $20, BB calls $20.

Turn: ($64) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB checks.

River: ($64) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $55, BB raises to $224, Hero raises to $374, BB calls $55.60 (All-In).

Final Pot: $717.60

Results in white below: 
Hero has As Ks (flush, ace high).
BB has 6d 6s (full house, sixes full of fives).
Outcome: BB wins $623.20. Hero wins $94.40. 

Guy is aggro as hell. I hate poker.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($508.05)
CO ($394)
Button ($896.30)
Hero ($575.80)
BB ($507)
UTG ($589.10)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
4 folds, Hero raises to $16, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($32) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $24, BB calls $24.

Turn: ($80) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $50, Hero calls $50.

River: ($180) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets $116, Hero calls $116.

Final Pot: $412

Results in white below: 
Hero has Qc Qs (two pair, queens and tens).
BB has Ts Kh (three of a kind, tens).
Outcome: BB wins $412. 

Im so good at poker.

wiggs73 · #**1078** 01-19-2007, 05:59 PM

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Wiggs, HU4ROLLZZZ!?!?

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I accept your challenge.

Ok, the deal is this.

We'll play 1 $5 HU SNG, if you win you win my roll, if I win I win your roll. Obviously this is fair. Let me know if you're down.

aujoz · #**1079** 01-19-2007, 06:06 PM

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I hooked up my xbox 360 to the monitor. The problem is when I play I no sound comes through. Is there anyway to hook up external sound device to the monitor? I have a Dell 2407FPW

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You do realise that a Dell 2407 doesn't have any speakers?

There should be holes in your Xbox 360 that you can plug just about any set of speakers in there.

Either RCA or a 3.5mm headphone jack is likely.

suzzer99 · #**1080** 01-19-2007, 06:14 PM

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Man the high-stakes limit forum does not have a lot of posting going on.

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Look at mid-high shorthanded it gets much more traffic because most people play short handed.

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I posted in a thread over an hour ago, and no one has posted since.

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