SSNL [cheese] thread: NOV Pt 2 (nc)

[dirtylobster]

Every [censored] fish owns me today. Here's the latest (he's 90/0/2.3 over 51 hands, up three buyins on me now):

Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

MP: $100.95
CO: $60.75
BTN: $64.35
SB: $11.60
Hero (BB): $50
UTG: $65.40

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4</font>, MP calls $3.50, CO calls $3.50, BTN folds

Flop: ($12.75) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $9</font>, MP folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $18</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $27</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $36</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $45</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $54</font>, Hero calls $1 and is All-In

Turn: ($104.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($104.75) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $104.75 Pot ($3 Rake)
CO showed 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Fives) and WON $101.75 (+$51.75 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$50 NET)

[Shizzle12345]

Join the fking club, played 2.5k hands today. Everytime i felt tilt coming up i quit for like 5-10 min and go outside. Have made like 1 spewwy play in 2500 hands, still down 2bi tho. W$W@SD is still around 38 lol.

[dirtylobster]

Ah no there IS a poker god!

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $174.45
BB: $912.30
UTG: $178.75
CO: $321.15
Hero (BTN): $209

Pre-Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $7</font>, SB calls $6, BB calls $5

Flop: ($21) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $15</font>, SB folds, BB calls $15

Turn: ($51) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $36</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $84</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $224</font>, Hero calls $103 and is All-In

River: ($425) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $425 Pot ($2 Rake)
BB showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$209 NET)
Hero showed 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $423 (+$214 NET)

[Imrahil]

Does anyone find that when they play at a new site they start spewing like it's hot? I just try to 3 barrell every nit there is.

[dirtylobster]

Yeah I did that a lot in september, tried many different sites and it cost me a lot of money.

[RUDIKULOUS]

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Ah no there IS a poker god!

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liar

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $461.10
BTN: $419.25
Hero (SB): $821.85
BB: $1,004.05
UTG: $402
MP: $396.30

Pre-Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $14</font>, 3 folds, Hero calls $12, BB calls $10

Flop: ($42) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $32</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $92</font>, BB calls $92, UTG folds

Turn: ($258) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $234</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $898.05 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $481.85 and is All-In

River: ($1,689.70) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,689.70 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero showed 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Fives) and LOST (-$821.85 NET)
BB showed T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Fives) and WON $1,686.70 (+$864.85 NET)

bb is 60/30 spewtard

[dirtylobster]

Hand #3 of the day:

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $198
MP: $200
CO: $89.10
Hero (BTN): $202.70
SB: $265.05
BB: $116

Pre-Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $77</font>, SB folds, BB calls $75

Flop: ($155) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $39</font>, BB folds

Results: $155 Pot ($3 Rake)
Hero mucked 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and WON $152 (+$75 NET)

EDIT BECAUSE OF THE THREE HAND LIMIT

NICE SLOWPLAY, FISH

Poker Stars, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $613.55
BTN: $197
SB: $166.25
BB: $200
Hero (UTG): $600.20

Pre-Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $7</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $22</font>, SB calls $21, BB calls $20, Hero calls $15

Flop: ($88) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($88) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $61</font>, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $178 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $117

River: ($444) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $444 Pot ($2 Rake)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Kings) and LOST (-$200 NET)
Hero showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Threes) and WON $442 (+$242 NET)

[Imrahil]

Why don't you guys use the bet pot script for PS? Prevents you from those $88 raises.

[Chaos_ult]

From the weee hours of the mornin' :

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

BB: $49.25
UTG: $103.65
MP: $37.85
CO: $70.50
Hero (BTN): $294.55
SB: $59.20

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BTN)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $3</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $3, SB calls $2.50, BB calls $2

Flop: ($12) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $9</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $46.25 and is All-In</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises to $100.65 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $60.65

Turn: ($259.55) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($259.55) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $259.55 Pot ($3 Rake)
BB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$49.25 NET)
UTG showed T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Tens) and LOST (-$103.65 NET)
Hero showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Queen high) and WON $256.55 (+$152.90 NET)

[Dire]

Tilts me so bad to pay off an ABC nit who slowplays monsters like 100%, fastplays everything else. Twice. When he was calling. [censored]. [censored]. [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]. He can't have hit sets back to back in reraised pots, right? Maybe he's finally doing more than tarding it up right..? ... wrong. [censored]