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[jbird]

nearly all mistakes made by above average players are attributable to impatience, one way or another.

[jbird]

sick sick f'ing game:

PokerStars Game #11785553859: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/08/30 - 23:47:22 (ET)
Table 'Emita IV' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: joeyjoejr ($158.25 in chips)
Seat 2: cakechaser ($43.35 in chips)
Seat 3: Kodalite ($111.45 in chips)
Seat 4: jbird75 ($180.15 in chips)
Seat 5: lexwilly ($181.70 in chips)
Seat 6: Normality ($82.65 in chips)
lexwilly: posts small blind $0.50
Normality: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jbird75 [7d As 8s 3d]
joeyjoejr: calls $1
cakechaser: calls $1
Kodalite has timed out
Kodalite: folds
Kodalite is sitting out
jbird75: calls $1
lexwilly: calls $0.50
Normality: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ts 6h 9s]
Kodalite has returned
lexwilly: bets $4
Normality: folds
joeyjoejr: folds
cakechaser: folds
jbird75: raises $12.75 to $16.75
lexwilly: raises $38.25 to $55
jbird75: raises $114.75 to $169.75
lexwilly: raises $10.95 to $180.70 and is all-in
jbird75: calls $9.40 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ts 6h 9s] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 6h 9s 4s] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lexwilly: shows [Js Ks 8c 7c] (a flush, King high)
jbird75: shows [7d As 8s 3d] (a flush, Ace high)
jbird75 collected $360.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $363.30 | Rake $3
Board [Ts 6h 9s 4s Th]
Seat 1: joeyjoejr folded on the Flop
Seat 2: cakechaser folded on the Flop
Seat 3: Kodalite folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jbird75 (button) showed [7d As 8s 3d] and won ($360.30) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: lexwilly (small blind) showed [Js Ks 8c 7c] and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 6: Normality (big blind) folded on the Flop

[beset]

yeah i am a vag i know sry i just have to share. I love losing 4 buyins in 10 hands.

Full Tilt Poker Game #3414946645: Table Coburn (6 max) - $1/$2 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 23:19:04 ET - 2007/08/30
Seat 1: beset7 ($281.20)
Seat 2: ELMO_MASK ($237.30)
Seat 3: DontCallPlz ($196)
Seat 4: asuwfu ($356.95)
Seat 5: MasqueoftheRed ($187.60)
Seat 6: Vending1 ($379.50)
Vending1 posts the small blind of $1
beset7 posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to beset7 [7c 9s Qd Qs]
ELMO_MASK raises to $7
DontCallPlz calls $7
asuwfu calls $7
MasqueoftheRed folds
Vending1 folds
beset7 calls $5
*** FLOP *** [Jh 8c Qh]
beset7 bets $19
ELMO_MASK has 15 seconds left to act
ELMO_MASK raises to $63
DontCallPlz folds
asuwfu has 15 seconds left to act
asuwfu folds
beset7 calls $44
*** TURN *** [Jh 8c Qh] [Js]
beset7 checks
ELMO_MASK checks
*** RIVER *** [Jh 8c Qh Js] [6c]
beset7 bets $116
ELMO_MASK raises to $167.30, and is all in
beset7 calls $51.30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ELMO_MASK shows [9c Jc Td Jd] four of a kind, Jacks
beset7 mucks
ELMO_MASK wins the pot ($486.60) with four of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $489.60 | Rake $3
Board: [Jh 8c Qh Js 6c]
Seat 1: beset7 (big blind) mucked [7c 9s Qd Qs] - a full house, Queens full of Jacks
Seat 2: ELMO_MASK showed [9c Jc Td Jd] and won ($486.60) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 3: DontCallPlz folded on the Flop
Seat 4: asuwfu folded on the Flop
Seat 5: MasqueoftheRed (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Vending1 (small blind) folded before the Flop

[Troll_Inc]

Backdoor LOL.


PokerStars Game #11785705140: Omaha Pot Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/30 - 23:57:33 (ET)

Table 'Siwa' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: bwcoates ($23.30 in chips)
Seat 2: gilgol11 ($84.20 in chips)
Seat 3: lilstein87 ($147.10 in chips)
Seat 4: Trolleur ($477.10 in chips)
Seat 6: pbl13 ($29.75 in chips)

bwcoates: posts small blind $1
gilgol11: posts big blind $2

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Trolleur [8d 5d 7c 3c]
lilstein87: folds
Trolleur: calls $2
pbl13: folds
bwcoates: calls $1
gilgol11: checks

*** FLOP *** [6d Tc 2d]
bwcoates: checks
gilgol11: bets $4
Trolleur: calls $4
bwcoates: raises $17.30 to $21.30 and is all-in
gilgol11: calls $17.30
Trolleur: raises $69.60 to $90.90
gilgol11: calls $60.90 and is all-in

*** TURN *** [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Kc]


gilgol11: shows [Ah 2s 2c Ts] (three of a kind, Deuces)
Trolleur: shows [8d 5d 7c 3c] (a flush, King high)
Trolleur collected $121.80 from side pot
bwcoates: mucks hand
Trolleur collected $67.90 from main pot



Seat 1: bwcoates (small blind) mucked [7h Jh Jd 7d]
Seat 2: gilgol11 (big blind) showed [Ah 2s 2c Ts] and lost with three of a kind, Deuces

bwcoates said, "***n retar d"

[iggymcfly]

Edit: Misread stack sizes. N/M.

[Ribbo]

LOL, check out what haksss came over the top of me with on the flop here....
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1430627

[RoundTower]

guy needed runner runner blank for half the pot:

iPoker
Seat 1: BB ($1,678.80 in chips)
Seat 3: UTG ($288.60 in chips)
Seat 5: RoundTower ($793.30 in chips) DEALER
Seat 10: SB ($862.03 in chips)
SB: Post SB $3.00
BB: Post BB $6.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RoundTower J [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Dealt to SB 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG: Call $6.00
RoundTower: Raise $27.00
SB: Call $24.00
BB: Fold
UTG: Call $21.00
*** FLOP *** 9 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB: Check
UTG: Check
RoundTower: Bet $72.00
SB: Raise $303.00
UTG: Fold
RoundTower: Allin $694.30
SB: Call $463.30
*** TURN *** 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
*** RIVER *** A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,617.60 Rake $2.00
RoundTower: wins $808.80
SB: wins $808.80

[pete fabrizio]

come on now, 9 9 for the scoop

[RoundTower]

actually he turned a diamond draw to scoop, that would have been ugly.