WHHEEWW !! my pops garunteed me I'd never make 100k in poker....

[DcifrThs]

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so you built up your bankroll from that $5? that's pretty sweet

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yea, im impressed by that. i gave myself 2k to start and if i lost it i quit...$5... that is pretty damn goot.

Barron

[Daddy Warbucks]

You should send a big box over to your dad's house, and when he goes to open it, the midget inside will burst out and shout "SHIP IT CRUCIAL" right in his face.

[Corpsebean]

Congrats man, now go over to your dads house wearing a suit made of 100 dollar bills and do the worm in his living room.

[kickpushcoast]

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Congrats man, now go over to your dads house wearing a suit made of 100 dollar bills and do the worm in his living room.

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this is a great reply, one of the best ive seen on the internets in awhile

[GoldenIP]

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What exactly is he going to do with a million dollars in 40 years?

I have a roth, so I'm actually interested in the answer. Maybe I'll buy a van and park it over near the beach.

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Haven't you read ZeeJustin's blog? We're all going to live forever.

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hahahahahahahahaha gh

[danish]

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You should send a big box over to your dad's house, and when he goes to open it, the midget inside will burst out and shout "SHIP IT CRUCIAL" right in his face and then punch him in the groin.

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FYP

[Daddy Warbucks]

Tiny powerful fists!

[danish]

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Tiny powerful fists!

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exactly. although I think he says powerful tiny fists.

but I'm not sure though. scrubs ftw

[mj12]

tbag,
I've been seriously considering buying that car for the last year

tboss,
I am still in college I just don't have to pay for it myself.

as for investments, Ive invested in the market since I was 18 and have elaborate plans on how to become rich

AS for my Dad, I asked him how much he thought I was up. He says 5k, I laugh in his face say NO 100K, SHIP IT. He walks away embarrased.

as for my ballerness i think I should buy
-diamond watch
-diamond grill
-diamond slippers
-nightvision goggles
- infiniti G35
- 500 lapdances
- personal assistant
- pay off my teachers for A's so i can focus on the poker

[HoneyBadger]

you realize a proper diamond watch costs more than 100k right?