Quick TR: Vegas babay (pure. stripper. pwnage.)

[rothko]

ship ship mctipp

[0evg0]

i know it's 99% show, but that just makes me laugh at every one of ae's posts even more.

"I'm like ship ship mcgipp bitch no laday can withstand that. Her nipples jolt out like torpedoes from the Hunt for Red October"

A+

[Stan Loh]

A+, great style of writing.

[ImsaKidd]

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I'm like [censored] that's like a light four bet in an inappropriate spot

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loooool

[Chump Change]

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[censored] strip clubs.

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You might as well start trying to enjoy them cuz you're going to hell now.

[cocarondelle]

Hey,

here are the facts:

for a 100, she will lap dance for you,
200, you can touch,
if you add another 100, you get the "special one" ( I still dont see the f...ing difference)
Of course "you can tip if you want baby" (lol),
and for 400 and more, she ll say that you are "special", that she likes you, that you are not like all the fat pigs she has to dance for, that you make her all confused, maybe ask for your astrological sign and tell you that you both are perfect matches,

well, that's about it;

Oh sometimes you will get a phone number that will turn instantly into a voice mail box.

Believe me , I ve been there before, and I ve had " concrete stuff" very rarely from strippers.(was nice though, maybe that's why I still come back lol [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Hope I helped.

GL

[SecretOfMana]

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Hey,

here are the facts:

for a 100, she will lap dance for you,
200, you can touch,
if you add another 100, you get the "special one" ( I still dont see the f...ing difference)
Of course "you can tip if you want baby" (lol),
and for 400 and more, she ll say that you are "special", that she likes you, that you are not like all the fat pigs she has to dance for, that you make her all confused, maybe ask for your astrological sign and tell you that you both are perfect matches,

well, that's about it;

Oh sometimes you will get a phone number that will turn instantly into a voice mail box.

Believe me , I ve been there before, and I ve had " concrete stuff" very rarely from strippers.(was nice though, maybe that's why I still come back lol [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Hope I helped.

GL

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you should write a new bible.

[Python49]

for $325 you coulda gotten laid by a pornstar type chick.

[Dranoel]

Good report- like the writing style mixed in with a poker spin.

Can't wait to read your next strip club trip report. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Imrahil]

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and then I snap back to reality, it's just 325 [censored] dollars, it's like a river check raise went awry.


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lol. And how was your friend playing in the ME when he's only 20?