Brag: Date with very hot girl tonight...

[FatBottomedGirls]

She has very nice boobs and a big round ass that would definitely get the GA stamp of approval.

Beat: I forgot about it and had a nice heaping bowl of red beans & rice for lunch.

Variance: If the date doesn't go well I'll just start blaming my flatulence on her.

(Before you ask, I'm working on pics.)