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Old 08-02-2006, 07:22 PM
Paul B. Paul B. is offline
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Default My first hooker: a porn star (long)

So I was browsing the Erotic Services section of Craigslist earlier today and found a porn star by the name of Lyla Lei. Interesting, I thought. She deleted the post in particular but it was identical to these:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/188556648.html
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/186982233.html

In my efforts to become more like Dominic, I emailed her. In under five minutes I got this response:

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It's me lyla lei (google my name for more pics)
Incall ONLY
Mid Wilshire area

today (tuesday) 1pm - 3pm
thurs & fri - 10:30a - 3pm

No nights/no outcalls/NO EXCEPTIONS

100=hand massage
140=oral massage no cover (the finish will be on my face or body)
220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)
700=30min anal
850=1hr anal

if you want to video or take pics it's an additional 200 reasons

ANY fieish and I mean ANY fetish starts at 300

if ur SERIOUS and wanna meet the SEND THE FOLLOWING

name=
cell number to reach you at 5mins prior =
donation =
day=
time=
city you are comming from =

i WILL NOT send the full address or my number..

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So I googled her name for more pictures and found this:
http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Lyla%20Lei (NSFW). Not bad.

I then responded:
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name= Paul
cell number to reach you at 5mins prior = 917-***-****
donation = 220
day= today (Wednesday)
time= around 1
city you are comming from = Tarzana

Where do I need to go? thx

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She then gave me directions and told me she'd call 5 minutes before 1pm. Awesome. I took a shower and headed out.

Traffic was horrendous. I think Los Angeles is the only city where you can be going 65mph one minute and at a complete stop the next. I finally got to the destination around 1:20 and received her call at 1:25. She gave me her address and said she'd meet me downstairs.

Walked over a block and she was there. A 5' tall asian hottie with a real cute smile. She definitely looks better in person and rates about a 9 on my scale. We walked up to to her apt and after I gave her da munniez, she promptly undressed and got on the bed. I followed in suit. I won't give explicit details but the routine went like this: she gave head (average), I fingered her, we went doggy style. Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose. I guess I shouldn't have expected more from a porn star.

At some point during doggy, I asked if I could come in her face. When she said it would be an additional $50, I immediately went limp and stopped. I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore. Then, it all went downhill from there. She rode me a bit and gave me a handjob, both of which were rushed and half-assed, and even had the audacity ask me to "help her out a bit." During the handjob, she looked at her watch and said, "If you can't cum in 5 minutes, I have to get back to work." Wtf? Long story short, I came on her teats and got the hell out of there.

In summary, the whole experience was disappointing, dissatisfying and something I never wanna do again. The vibe was terrible, we made no connection whatsoever, and as far as performance, I don't whose was worse: hers or mine (I'm sure she'd say that I was terrible). Besides being really hot, she was nothing special. Two thumbs down.
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:26 PM
Aloysius Aloysius is offline
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Default Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

Handsome - Welcome to LA!

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Old 08-02-2006, 07:29 PM
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Default Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

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Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose.

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i can't help but wonder if a five foot tall girl (porno star or not) can really be that loose or if, perhaps, you are that small. just a thought.

kudos for sharing though.
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:29 PM
jkamowitz jkamowitz is offline
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Default Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

Haha but now you too can offer a new service: hooker review.

Oh, and obviously you've never been to Jersey/Long Island where the traffic is the same but the hair is pointier.
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:30 PM
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Good story.
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:30 PM
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220=30min full play no anal
250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times)

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You passed on the 30 minutes for $30 deal? At least then you wouldn't have had to be rushed. If you're going to spend the money on a hooker, why not go for maximum value?
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:31 PM
2/325Falcon 2/325Falcon is offline
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I think Los Angeles is the only city where you can be going 65mph one minute and at a complete stop the next.

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I'm pretty sure this happens in every city where people drive cars with brake pedals in them. Also, sorry the woman you paid for sex turned out to be a money grubbing whore.
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:31 PM
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Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose.

[/ QUOTE ]

i can't help but wonder if a five foot tall girl (porno star or not) can really be that loose or if, perhaps, you are that small. just a thought.

kudos for sharing though.

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yesa 5 foot tall girl can be loose and a 6 ft tall girl can be tight. trust me.
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:31 PM
JasonK JasonK is offline
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Default Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)

Problem is you forgot the blow.
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Old 08-02-2006, 07:32 PM
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I have bigger boobies than her.
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