Two Plus Two Newer Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Newer Archives > General Poker Discussion > Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 12-01-2007, 03:12 AM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: crUNKviLLE
Posts: 9,665
Default poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread for

friday november 30th 2007
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 12-01-2007, 03:13 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: backpedaling (for the moment)
Posts: 7,261
Default Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 12-01-2007, 03:13 AM
Insane_Steve Insane_Steve is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 468
Default Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

[x] thread one day too late for me
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 12-01-2007, 03:15 AM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: crUNKviLLE
Posts: 9,665
Default Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

[ QUOTE ]
[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

[/ QUOTE ]

friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 12-01-2007, 03:17 AM
Supwithbates Supwithbates is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 2,606
Default Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

edd you never should've moved to fulltilt.

I'll welcome you back to stars with open arms, buddy
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 12-01-2007, 03:17 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: backpedaling (for the moment)
Posts: 7,261
Default Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

[/ QUOTE ]

friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

[/ QUOTE ]

hard to run when you're stuck to a cross, imo
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 12-01-2007, 03:18 AM
Supwithbates Supwithbates is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 2,606
Default Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[x] edd posts on internets on friday night
[x] btys posts in an edd post on a friday night

[/ QUOTE ]

friday is [censored] gay, every downie ran like jesus christ playing lotto in my last session

[/ QUOTE ]


hard to run when you're stuck to a cross, imo

[/ QUOTE ]
too soon imo
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 12-01-2007, 03:21 AM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: crUNKviLLE
Posts: 9,665
Default Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $192.20
SB: $26.30

Pre-Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $4</font>, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($10) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $10</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $21.30 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $1.30

River: ($52.60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $52.60 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero showed 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Tens and Twos) and LOST (-$26.30 NET)
SB showed 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Twos) and WON $52.10 (+$25.80 NET)

OH YEAH WHEN I GET AA CAN I LIKE NOT FLOP TOP SET LIKE THIS BECAUSE HONESTLY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET PAID


Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $155.20
SB: $127.50

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $5</font>, Hero calls $2

Flop: ($10) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $1</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $6</font>, SB folds

Results: $12 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and WON $11.50 (+$5.50 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $82.60
SB: $56.40

Pre-Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2</font>, SB calls $2

Turn: ($6) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6</font>, SB calls $6

River: ($18) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $13</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $47.40 and is All-In</font>, Hero calls $34.40

Results: $112.80 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and LOST (-$56.40 NET)
SB showed 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON $112.30 (+$55.90 NET)

Full Tilt Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $152.30
SB: $75.90

Pre-Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (BB)
SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($2) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2</font>, SB calls $2

Turn: ($6) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6</font>, SB calls $6

River: ($18) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $13</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $26</font>, Hero calls $13

Results: $70 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
Hero mucked 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$35 NET)
SB showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON $69.50 (+$34.50 NET)

SAME [censored] DOWNIE IN EACH ONE
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 12-01-2007, 03:25 AM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CHOO CHOO
Posts: 11,074
Default Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

edd why u playing omaha
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 12-01-2007, 03:25 AM
FlyWf FlyWf is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Brian Coming imo
Posts: 3,237
Default Re: poker is gay and i shouldve went out to drink and get laid thread

You probably lost in those last two because you were cheating. Two Kings of Clubs? You gotta make the scame less obvious.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:19 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, vBulletin Solutions Inc.