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Old 11-30-2007, 09:53 PM
timex timex is offline
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Default Sweat me pwn a p5er, tourney ID 68391362

Playing SCTrojans HU for the MPLB thing on pocket fives.

I'm already a level ahead in trashtalking:
Me (8:50:12 PM): I looked up deadpal in the dictionary
Me (8:50:18 PM): and found a picture of u
Him (8:50:27 PM): wtf
Him (8:50:29 PM): deadpal isnt even a word

I composed this poem for the match,

Months have passed
Freeman built up the bravery
He refused to play Timex,
He wanted his time at the top to be savory

"Ding! Timex comes out to meet Freeman
But Freeman starts to retreat
If Freeman goes back any further
He'll wind up in a railside seat

Timex raises to the left
Timex calls(correctly) to the right
Look at the kid
Carry the fight

Freeman keeps backing
But there's not enough room
It's a matter of time
Then Timex lowers the boom

Now Timex lands to the right
What a beautiful zing!
This is HU pokah
Go back to full ring

Freeman still complains
Time to go rant
It seems timex remains
The undisputed p5s PLB champ

Now Freeman disappears from view
The crowd is getting frantic
They begin applauding for Timex
And his oh so clever antics

Who would have thought that
When they came to the game
That they would have witnessed
#2 on p5s lose to a kid with no scores to his name
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:57 PM
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This is tremendous T-mex, will be watching you smoke SCT like a cheap blunt.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:10 PM
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And Timex wins.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:10 PM
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Flopped boat, set tarp etc
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:11 PM
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love your rate of pay here, $6000/hr, well done man
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:12 PM
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Last time it was higher, beat lil in 3 games in 7 minutes
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:14 PM
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well aren't you just the buckaroo. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:22 PM
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poem was pure genious
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:22 PM
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nh wp gg just ul?
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:25 PM
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nh wp gg just ul?

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omg lol wtf gg jk rofl srsly wp gdiagf!!!!!
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