What do you say when asked what you do for a living?

[shawny boy]

I work at McDonalds, so I just say "mostly drive-thru with some register stuff"

[RichardHurtz]

I am 18 years old. I live with my parents and I play .05/.10 holdem so that makes me a professional poker player. And I have a BLOG!

[Oki-Oki]

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i play cards

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[DefiNe]

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Equity Analyst.

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haha have used that exact one a few times before

[invid]

i like i play with the pros.. you know, the commercials
then they proceed to take out $50 bills and ask me to turn it into $500 for them

[rsk_anlst_13]

conductor and chief engineer of the valuetown express

[PrimogenitoX]

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conductor and chief engineer of the valuetown express

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B+/A-

[Scansion]

I operate the bustoville express.

[silkyjonson]

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i like i play with the pros.. you know, the commercials
then they proceed to take out $50 bills and ask me to turn it into $500 for them

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I love it when I get this.

"so if I give you 500 can you turn it into 2k for me?"

[too eazy]

equity analyst ftw.

i usually go with investor, daytrader etc.

most people are too stupid to know anything about those jobs and don't tend to ask questions. it also helps that i look a lot older than 21 so it's a lot more believable.