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Old 02-24-2007, 10:31 PM
Fiksdal Fiksdal is offline
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Default Did this fish pwn me because I didn\'t know what to do?

So I was playing a live €50 MTT a couple of days ago. I have a card protector with an image of pocket kings on it.



I am a regular in this MTT, and know most of the people who usually play it. Everyone gets their table and seat number, and my table forms. To my right is a guy I've never seen before. He is ugly and has acne all over his face. I start sorting my stack into the different numbers, and put my card protector next to it.

Guy: What is that?
Me: A card guard.
Guy: Yeah, but what is that?
Me: You put it on your cards to make sure nothing happens to them.
Guy: But you can just hold your hand on them or put a chip there.
Me: That is true.

Right after this I complete in the small blind, and put my card protector on my cards. He observantly stares at my cards and the protector, and keeps constantly doing so until I take it off to muck my cards on the flop.

So a couple of orbits later, it folds to him in MP, and he without asking grabs my card protector and puts it on his cards. He proceeds to play his hand. I had no idea how to respond to this. Line suggestions?

Cliff notes:
Beat: My card protector got stolen by a person with acne.
Brag: I finished 3rd in the tourney.
Variance: After guy put my card protector on his cards he open pushed all-in for t9700 when the big blind was t50.
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:35 PM
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A+
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:40 PM
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Default Re: Did this fish pwn me because I didn\'t know what to do?

you got grimstarred ducy?
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:47 PM
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Default Re: Did this fish pwn me because I didn\'t know what to do?

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you got grimstarred ducy?

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well played, you beat me to it

also, the idea of a card protector does seem a bit odd when you think about its purpose, dontchathink
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:41 PM
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Punch him in the face?
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:41 PM
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A++ would read again. did he have downs?
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Old 02-25-2007, 03:10 AM
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A++ would read again. did he have downs?

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no, he had teh black
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Old 02-25-2007, 03:21 AM
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A++ would read again. did he have downs?

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no, he had teh black

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Old 02-24-2007, 10:45 PM
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tell him "it's ok...you're gonna need that protection later on when I [censored] you in the ass"

that'll settle things
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Old 02-24-2007, 10:52 PM
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tell him "it's ok...you're gonna need that protection later on when I [censored] you in the ass"

that'll settle things

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