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Old 09-11-2007, 03:02 PM
ebepse ebepse is offline
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Default santa / little girls

hypothetical situation-

you are a santa and are taking pictures for christmas

a 12 year old girl sits on your lap and for one reason or another you get a boner

can you get in trouble for this? besides maybe just being fired as a santa



also heres another thing i just thought of

if I was furiously masturbating in a hotel room with my door slightly open then a 12 y.o girl walked in and I turned around and jizzed all over her face "by accident" could I get in trouble?
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:04 PM
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can you get in trouble for getting a boner while reading a thread about santa getting a boner
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:05 PM
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Default Re: santa / little girls

Furious rub-out session before dressing up should help avoid such a situation; but if it DOES happen anyway, I doubt the kid knows wtf is going on
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:06 PM
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Just keep a giant candy cane in your pocket, that way if this happens u can just whip it out and say ooops. Then of course hand the candy cane to the girl. She walks off happy with her treat and u happily get away with getting a boner.
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:07 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
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Default Re: santa / little girls

You can't get into legal trouble; however, just be prepared to eat from a feeding tube for the next 6 weeks after her dad notices your little soldier saluting his daughter.
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:09 PM
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Default Re: santa / little girls

So...did this happen recently or something?
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:10 PM
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what 7th grader believes in santa, shes on your lap for one reason only [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:10 PM
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U should of saved this thread for december.
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:11 PM
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what 7th grader believes in santa, shes on your lap for one reason only [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

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The free candy cane?
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Old 09-11-2007, 03:16 PM
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Default Re: santa / little girls

damnit... i was seriously hoping to just open up this thread and see




not a discussion about 12yr olds and boners.
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