best brag EVER

[chrismystero]

So, although it wasn't a big hit, I was the one who started a thread called "My gf is retarded" about a month ago, where my gf thought she could have got pregnant from something other than sex, a handshake, for example.

So anyways after more sex thereafter, she started getting really sick and all signs pointed to pregnancy. [censored]! (I'm 19). So it was planned that we were going to go buy a pregnancy test soon. However, I have just been informed that 'that time of the month' has arrived, and she is NOT PREGNANT! SHIIIPP. Its good cuz im poor and cheap and cannot afford a 'lil one.

Brag: Don't have to pay for child.
Double-Brag: Don;t even have to pay for pregnancy test.
Beat: I'll let BBV decide.
Variance: Gf still retarded.