Tales of Revenge

[edfurlong]

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I went across the street to a drug store and bought a jar of vaseline

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I was like [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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and went back to his car and spooged a handful of it up under his door latches.


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Then I was all [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[27offsuit]

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Disappointed. Thought you were going to say you let the air out of his tires. This is more of a prank.

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I disagree. You go put air in your tires. You don't wash off vaseline with a hose. It lingers, always giving you that little slimy, oily mock, for months to come.

C'mon, dude. Air out of tires?...You know the car doors where you put four fingers in and lift? Think of four of those filled full of [censored] vaseline.

It was [censored] glorious.

[brandofo]

Letting air out of his tires sounds like something Professor Chaos would do.

[ncboiler]

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Disappointed. Thought you were going to say you let the air out of his tires. This is more of a prank.

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I disagree. You go put air in your tires. You don't wash off vaseline with a hose. It lingers, always giving you that little slimy, oily mock, for months to come.

C'mon, dude. Air out of tires?...

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LOL You don't "go" and put air in your tires. You're probably getting your car towed to a gas station. How do you propose driving your car with 4 flat tires? I guess you can find a friend with a portable air compressor but it's not like that's a quick solution.

Greasing a dude door handle...wipe it off with a rag. We do it to toolboxes at work all the time. It's a harmless prank.

[jaydub]

Especially if the air is let out by way of knife.

[Bond18]

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When I was in college, I was with my now wife going out somewhere and we pulled into this packed lot to park. As I'm waiting for a driver to leave a spot some yambag pulls in, knowing full well he was stealing my spot, and then made the mistake of looking at me a chuckling as he left.

I parked, hit a restaurant and grabbed a seat and excused myself and said I'll be back in a minute. I went across the street to a drug store and bought a jar of vaseline and went back to his car and spooged a handful of it up under his door latches.

I'm a vindictive prick and that's a true story.

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Hmm, i think that would result in my having a brick meets windshield situation. Vaseline seems to good for this douche.

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Especially if the air is let out by way of knife.

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See. I wouldn't do it that way because that would make you a bigger prick than him. By just letting it out makes it a HUGE inconvenience.

[jaydub]

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Especially if the air is let out by way of knife.

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See. I wouldn't do it that way because that would make you a bigger prick than him. By just letting it out makes it a HUGE inconvenience.

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But would he ever pull that again?

Personally I would ignore it as such little inconveniences are just a part of life and it's almost never worth bothering with such tools but if I did bother, I'd at least make a real point.

J

[KotOD]

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I went across the street to a drug store and bought a jar of vaseline

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I was like [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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Yeah, I thought he was coating the windshields.

[XXXNoahXXX]

A friend of mine worked with this real douche that was always causing him problems, snitching on him, etc. My friend went into the computer system at work, into payroll, and changed it so that the guy was making like 75 cents less per hour. not enough to make the guy realize that he was getting screwed, but enough that after a while he was really screwing the guy. it was like $25 a week for over a year at the point my friend told the story. i always thought this was pretty devious and awful.