PPA should disassociate itself from scandal ridden CEO Poker tour

[Emperor]

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In a step aimed at resolving all lingering doubts about the veracity of said poker tour, they have replaced Board member Vince Foster, with esteemed White House advisor Scooter Libby.

Quote, "We have long felt that when it came to Vince Foster, something didn't smell right. When it was pointed out that Vince Foster has been dead for ten years, it all fell into place. His replacement by Scooter Libby, who has long been rumored to be on the short list of candidates for Ambassador to Nigeria, should bring our trust level back to the level of the real estate sharpshooters that we are in real life."

--Maria Conchita Alonzo Diaz Estephan Goldstein O'Brien, Chairperson

(Also, Chief fundraiser for "Yarmulkahs for Cuban Jews.")

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