Bizarre injuries you've suffered

[Oliver Nipples]

At 15, I broke my wrist in two places playing Parcheesi as my wrist hit the underside of the table.

[WhoIam]

I used a knife to separate two frozen burritos. The knife slipped and I ended up slicing off half the fingerprint of my left index finger. A trip to the hospital and several stitches ensued.

[Five-Star]

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At 15, I broke my wrist in two places playing Parcheesi as my wrist hit the underside of the table.

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You guys are all confused about the butterknife but this gem has slipped through. Parcheesi hurt him, lol.