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Old 10-18-2007, 11:43 PM
Quicksilvre Quicksilvre is offline
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Default Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

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There are no magic ass-bleeds.


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QFT. Even if it's just an anal fissure or hemorrhoids, it's a good idea to at least see your doctor to make sure it's nothing worse. Having actual liquid blood in the toilet water is not good. Take it from someone who knows.
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Old 10-18-2007, 11:48 PM
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Default Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

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This symptom is usually accompanied by a turd that is both down the hole of the toilet, and out of the water touching the rim of the toilet.

Bloody stool happens, nothing to be ashamed of.

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they're also the best.
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:02 AM
H5N1 H5N1 is offline
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Default Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

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w/e this happens to me like 3 times a week
quit being a pussy

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QFT
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:03 AM
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Default Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

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...and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested).

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qflol

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You don't admire your work after you've finished?
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Old 10-19-2007, 12:04 AM
Jay Riall Jay Riall is offline
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Default Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

Seeing doctors is for pussies imo
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Old 10-19-2007, 04:44 AM
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Default Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

this is BRAG!
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Old 10-19-2007, 05:19 AM
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Default Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

Bloody stool happens
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Old 10-19-2007, 07:06 AM
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Default Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

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...and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested).

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qflol

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You don't admire your work after you've finished?

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Typically no. Is this a common thing?
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Old 10-19-2007, 07:38 AM
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Default Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

What a sweet thread for some good morning reading. My ass has bled before but I think it was from wiping to hard.
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:29 AM
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Default Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding

Where is stan ivey when you need him?
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