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10-18-2007, 03:08 PM
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beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
i got home earlier from work, and becuase i was expecting having a [censored] to be really gassy i didnt want to take a [censored] at work yesterday or today becuase the only time i can go is when we have a break and they'll be a number of other guys in the toilet.
last night i was shitfaced so didnt go (i never have a [censored] when im drunk) to toilet, so when i got home tonight i finally could unleash on the toilet. i had a massive crap, like the turd just kept coming out of my ass. i think felt a weird sensation, like i had a huge hole in my lower stomach. so i go to wipe my ass, and i look into the toilet bowl to see how big my turds were (they felt massive and very long so i was interested). i then see the swirls of blood in the toilet bowl water and thought '[censored], i have ripped open my [censored]'. i then wiped and there was a noticeable amount of blood on the toilet paper. the vessel had stopped flowing once i pulled my boxer shorts and trousers up. advice: take a dump when you need to so you do not have blood flowing out of your ass when you finally take a [censored]. 
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10-18-2007, 03:10 PM
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
Did you call up all your friends and tell them too?
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10-18-2007, 03:11 PM
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
advice: see a doctor. It could be some intergastronological problems that actually require serious medical attention.
your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump.
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10-18-2007, 03:22 PM
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
stop havin buttsecks
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10-18-2007, 03:37 PM
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump. [/ QUOTE ] actually with hemorroids (sp) sometimes it does
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10-18-2007, 03:42 PM
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Re: beat: my dump was so big my ass was bleeding
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[ QUOTE ] your ass just doesn't start bleeding from taking a dump. [/ QUOTE ] actually with hemorroids (sp) sometimes it does [/ QUOTE ] right, but hemroids is a condition (albeit not a very serious one). There are no magic ass-bleeds.
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