The "Never Trust Anybody" Song Book

[Oski]

It may seem like I'm acting a little crazy nowadays, but I can assure you, there is good reason. I have been very stressed out and even feeling suicidal. Perhaps if I shed some light on what happened, you might feel a bit of compassion for me...


Hit it:

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CHORUS-(Me) X's 3
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
Penis on your neck, pe-penis on your neck
I'm talkin pails of green, talkin pails of green
Tom Franklin's mean, penis on the poker queen.

VERSE 1-(Brandi Rose)
Where them trees at? Where them keys at?
Where my 12 G's at? Where my-where my BMWs at?
All grey BMW, repossessed in tha bed yo
Where them stripper fees at, where them double dees at?
Said I need that, where my where my 12 G's at?
Nu-nuttin less tho, nippple says full tilt so
Hands on that bottle, didn't want to sleep wit da X-O
Cried 2 or 3 times in the sack-sack
Cause I got 2 or 3 penises on my back-back
Won 4 donks out 6-6 - winning players got dix-dix
penis on my neck, pe-penis on my neck.

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I don't dress any differently than any of the other young girls my age that are on the cover of magazines. Just because I wear a low cut top or a short dress, does not mean I am a whore.

And the reason why I have such a hard time with the stripper comments is because I have a hard time working men for money. I don't do it! I don't even know how to go about doing it! In fact, I have been amazed that Chantel gets money off of guys. I baffles and intrigues me. I don't know how she does it.

Dutch was supposed to be talking to Tom and getting my money back. Unfortunately he is crazy and completely lied to me. He told me that Tom had agreed to give me my money as long as I signed papers that said I would never talk about him or Amanda or any of this story ever again. That was a lie. Tom does not care to give me my money. Instead, he tells everyone that I'm crazy and making it all up ~ of course to cover his own ass.

Instead Dutch was trying to sell him a patent for something. The patent was expired. I had a panic attack because I actually believed that I would get my money back. When I found out Dutch was lying to me, I couldn't breathe. Bellagio security guards had surrounded me and called the paramedics. There is a report about it ~ if you do not believe me.

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"Run From Dutch Boyd" by Iron "Brown Thumb" Maiden

PokerSpot came across the sea
Dutch brought us pain and misery
It killed our tribes, it killed our creed
It took our money so we're out of weed.





We fought it hard we fought it well
Out on the plains we encountered a smell.
I dropped my jaw at what my fate befell
On Poker Mountain sat Norman Fell.




Raising with sooteds and barren draws
Walloping hard on the felt
Chasing the weak-tights back to their holes
Fighting them with maniac game
Rake in the pot and begin to stack
Women and children and Brown Thumbs attack





Run to the hills, run for your lives
Brown Thumb's on tilt, come claim your prize





Dutch is the master of barren wastes
RakeFree has no more game
Raping the boys and blowing the men
Dutch and the crew are so lame
Selling them whisky and taking their gold
It's time for Dutch Boyd to get Cornholed.




Run to the hills, run for your lives
Brown Thumb's on tilt, come claim your prize

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The Thumb Went Down To Vegas
Charlie Daniel's "Brown Thumb" Band




Brown Thumb went down to Vegas,
He was looking for a pot to steal.
He was in a bind cause he was stoned blind,
And it was the devil's turn to deal.
Then he saw this young man,
Yelling and high-fiving the crowd.
And Thumb jumped up, nodded hey bro, 'sup
And said, "Boy you're about to get plowed."
I guess you didn't know it,
But I'm a poker player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare,
I will destroy the crew.
I know you play skin fiddle and of course the skin flute too,
But let's mix the devil into this brew.
I know your goal is to suck my pole,
But at cards I'm better than you.
The boy said "My name's Dutch Boyd,
As a roll of bills unfurled,
And my crew will beat the devil and you,
Cause we're taking over the poker world"




Brown Thumb fire up your pipe
And play Ace-Jack-off hard.
Cause there's plenty P.O.T. for smokin'
While the devil deals the cards.
And if you win
You get this big bag of Humbolt rolled.
But if you lose, your're gonna get cornholed.




The devil opened up the hand
And he said "I'll start this show."
And chips flew from his finger tips
And said, "Watch this P.O.T. grow."
And he pulled his hole cards across the felt
His two aces made a hiss.
He watched three sixes hit the flop,
And gave his boat a kiss




When the devil raised him, Thumb said
"Well you're, lookin' good god damn.
But sit down in that chair right there
I know you got aces every hand."




Thumb just got two jacks on the run.
Devil caps the river, watch the fun.
Dutch on the button picking his nose.
Devil gonna get it like Leonard Tose.




The devil bowed his head,
Because he knew that he'd been beat.
Brown Thumb laid jacks full on the felt,
And Dutch headed for the street.
Devil said "Dutch, just sit on down
get your crew and start to play.
I done told you once, I own your ass
'Cause I bought it on E-Bay." he played




Thumb got quads with running ducks.
Dutch and the crew are a bunch of shmucks.
Dutch on the button picking his crack.
Will he ever PAY THEM BACK?

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Brandi, have you ever, in a direct or roundabout way, offered sex for money/buyins to a poker player? Because I've heard you have. I'm sure your M.O. is to come off as flirty/slutty as possible and then when the person you are leading on (in exchagnge for a buyin) tries to collect on the promise of sex, you act appalled.

I don't mind your whorishness whatsoever, it's the way you disguise it through total disinegnuity that makes me sick.

Shane's posts have about 10x more merit than anybody else's in this thread, including Brandi's.

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HAWBAKER by Brown Thumb (Sung to the Tune of Heartbreaker by Pat Benetar)

You promised to teach me poker,
But its over my head
Drownin' me in your huggles
Better leave my bed.




Microwave Thanksgiving dinner, is the least of my inner fantasies.
As bald as Yul Brenner, get the Little Captain away from me




I'm a hawbaker, tubesteaker,
Chip-shanker, don't you mess around with me
I'm a hawbaker, jam maker,
makeup-caker, don't you mess around, no no no




Your Captain set my back on fire
Burnin' outta control
You taught me the ways deception
Now it's back to the pole.




If I could hit my 3 outers, it would fulfill my inner fantasies
The inevitable winner, and yet it will never be.




I'm a hawbaker, tubesteaker,
Chip-shanker, don't you mess around with me
I'm a hawbaker, scam-maker,
account transfer-taker, don't you mess around, no no no




(As for you Tom) You're a roll-taker, mentor faker,
love-taker, don't you mess around with me ...
You're a heartbreaker, dreammaker,
love-taker, heartbreaker!


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"During that time, my passport was stolen. "

"Don't worry, the road to nowhere doesn't require a passport." Bump-en-Stein



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Brandi, You're a Trip By Brown Thumb




There's a card room, in Tennessee
Were she plays hundreds of hands for free,
Lonely sailors stop in then go away
But their Captain is here to stay.
There's a girl in this little town
And she cannot lay her gutshots down
They say Brandi buy another rack,
If your broke, take a Lil' Captain in the back.




The rounders say
"Brandi, you're a fine girl
but a good wife you could never be
How can I have a wife that steals from me?




Brandi wears a braided chain
To remind her of the Captain's purple vein.
The day she had her aces cracked, and got a poke right in the back.
He came on a summer's day
He came again, then went astray.
But he made it clear he wouldn't pay
Now her Beamers' towed away.




The rounders say
"Brandi, you're a fine girl
but a good wife you could never be
when your crotch smells like Chicken of the Sea.

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Brandi,

There ARE people that you will be able to trust in your life. Those people include family members and friends that have demonstrated to you time and again that they will be there for you and have your best interests at heart. You, in turn, need to provide that level of respect and trustworthiness back to them. This coordinated and delicate dance takes a lifetime to nurture.

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Ok, last post in this thread...


As it happens, it does seem that Brandi is a very untrustworthy charecter, and she scammed a good guy (Mark) out of a lot of money. I think that is disgusting personally, and i'm sure she will get what is coming to her anyway since she's obviously emotionally imabalanced and trying to kill herself. BUT, none of that changes the fact that someone can be a bad person and still be wronged, and if it happens sexually, that is something serious. If you don't know what happened, yo ushouldn't take an agressive stance on it. That is why no where in this thread will you see me say "Oh this poor girl got harrassed/assaulted!" All i pointed, albeit very vehemently to you, is that if you don't know what happened you should keep your mouth shut about it, and you definitly shouldn't make these gross comments about women who are in professions which don't conform to your morals. That is all.

Gabe

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Peter McDermott's Brandi Haws




You better watch out
You better hold tight
To your wallets and cash
I'm telling you why
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town




She's making a list,
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out who's got cash and who's nice.
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town




She robs you when you're sleeping
She's sweet when you're awake
You can't tell if she's bad or good
Kick her out for your bankroll's sake




With little pierced nips and little cute bum
She'll snort all your toot and swallow your cum
Brandy Haws is coming to town
The randy whore is coming to town
Brandy Haws is coming to town

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Remember bitch? You smoked my weed.

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But it is the third million I make that I am truly excited about. By the time I am twenty-eight, one of my biggest dreams will come true. I will buy a boat that I can sail around the world with. That is my one true dream. In four years, that is where I want to be.

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BrandiRose is Comin' To Town, by Bluff This




You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not be thinkin with your little head
I'm telling you why
BradiRose is coming to town




She's making her list
Running it twice
Gonna find out who's suckerish and nice
BrandiRose is coming to town




She blows your stars account when you're sleeping
She blows it when you're awake
You don't know if she's been bad or good
So find out now for goodness sake




With a little cleavage and slutty promises for dum dums
She'll hustle you out of your roll and you'll all be busto bums
BrandiRose is coming to town




She sees you when ogling
She knows how much she can take
She knows you won't get more than huggling
So watch out for goodness sake
BrandiRose is coming to town




You better watch out
You better not cry
She'll slash herself
And write in blood one day she'll fly
BrandiRose is coming to town




(coming to town)
Brandi's a busy woman who won't let you stay
She's got hundreds of suckers to fleece every day
BrandiRose is coming to town
(coming to town)
(BrandiRose is coming to town)
(coming to town)




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ok, so i wasnt going to post anything, in the car ride back to vegas, brandi told me that she got her ex to put her in a satellite on the condition that she let him [censored] her in the ass, then she said, id rather let you do it, you want to? i ended up putting her in a satellite.

anyway, thats pretty much the story


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Fairytale of Las Vegas, by Potvaliant




It was Christmas Eve babe
At the Commerce
An old man’s penis I see, oh no not another one
It wasn’t very long
An inch, or maybe two
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you




Got on a lucky one
Filled up at eighteen to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year’s for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you Brandi
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true




They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the Captain wants to screw you
Stay away from the old
When I gave you the hand
job you were so naive
You promised to
Back me at the WSOP




You were quite dumb
You dressed slutty
The bathroom walls were all bloody
When the sharks finished playing
They howled out for more
Captain Tom was swinging
We were drunken sng’ing
We tried to cut corners
And lost it that night




That girl from the NWP choir
Was saying “Neverwin’s gay”
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day




You’re a bum
You’re a punk
Oh my God you’re a donk
Open pushing ahead - nope drawing dead
You scumbag you maggot
You cheap lousy [censored]
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it’s our last




And that girl from the NWP choir’s
Still saying Neverwin’s gay
And the bells are ringing out
For Christmas Day




I could’ve been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can’t make it all alone
I’ve built my dreams around you

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Poker Oddity, by offTopic




BrandiRose to Captain Tom
BrandiRose to Captain Tom
Lift your penis off and put your boxers on




BrandiRose to Captain Tom
(10, 9, 8, 7)
Took my bankroll, now it's on
(6, 5, 4, 3)
Beat me mentally, you huggling, dirty man
(2, 1, drama)




This is BrandiRose to Captain Tom,
You've really duped me in
And the posters want to know what shorts you wear
Reply to allegations if you dare




This is newhizzle to BrandiRose
You're such a stupid whore
Why'd you lose my money playing all check-call?
Have you cleaned your blood up off the bathroom wall?




For you are...sitting in the bath tub
Cutting on yourself
Maybe you will fly, or I'll just sit and cry...




Though you lost my thirty thousand bills
I'm waiting for a tug
And I think I know which way this thread will go
All my e-friends think that you're a giant ho




BrandiRose to Captain Tom,
My bankroll's gone is something wrong
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you hear me Captain Tom?
Can you...




Here you are...sitting in the bath tub
Cutting on yourself
Maybe you will fly, or I'll just sit and cry...

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Iron Brown Thumb Maiden - Rime of the Ancient Gambooler
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Hear the rime of the ancient gamboooler
See his eye as he spies table three'
Young man look upon this evil;
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of Brandi.




And the tale goes on, as the Mark passes by
Caught by his spell and the gaboooler tells his tale.




Driven north to the land of the snow and ice
To a place where donkaments run
Brandi stays and plays some sit-n-goes,
meanwhile the Captain starts his fun.




And Brandi huggles close, her back to his sack,
He says "my meat with your buns, we can have a Big Mac."




Brandi jumps ship and heads for another berth,
The Captain has lost his new mate,
Brandi sells the tale for all its worth
And casts out the line with new bait.




Flying on and on and back to the L.V.
Flying on and on yet far from sanity.




Young Brandi begins with her vengeance
A terrible curse a thirst has begun
She posts her gripe on Two-Plus-Two
in a the now legend thread,"Never Trust Anyone."




And the thread goes on and on eternally
And the thread goes on and on for them and me.




"Day after day, day after day,
we're stuck nor breath nor motion
as idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean
new posts, new posts everywhere and
all the other boards did shrink
new post, new posts everywhere but we couldn't stop to think."




There calls the gamboooler
There comes the Mark of all time
BUt how can she play with no skills, no money, no ride?




See...onward she comes
Onward she nears out of the (Mohegan) sun
See, she has the crew
She now has Dutch, and the Crew equals two.




Dutch and she run the scam,
They find the Mark for the crew
She ditches the gamboooler, she moves in on a new man,
Then, with Mouse in her hand,
the bankroll wiped out, all thirty grand,
She sees her Life in Death,
In blood writes one day she'll fly.




"One after one by the star dogged moon,
even the slow realise the ruse,
Bluff This, Shaniac, El D, et al. vindicated
the others straining for some news.
four times one-hundred further posts
(and I heard no life, just fizzle)
then with heavy thump, a reverse, double-pump,
the bomb is dropped by our NewHizzle."




He cursed by chance for love, yet truly worn of sympathy
The Mark wished she'd die
Along with Chantel and other rouge creatures
But they lived on, so did he.




and by the light of the room
He prays for robosto not doom
but he's in for a surprize, (a supersize)
as the balance is swept as if by a broom.




Then Brandi starts to freak
The color drains from his face
"Time for MY CAPTAIN to find a new place."
From cheek to cheek he found a new grin,
"Let's find a new way, to earn a buy-in."




Hear the groans of the long dead posters
See them stir and they start to rise
Now they realize her intentions
None of them speak and they're lifelesss in their eyes




Many of those have been taken,
others had jumped to her side,
But with the help of POkulator,
its clear that Dutch is her new guide




NOw revenge must be sought, against Brandi and her kin,
Cast her and Chantel into the garbage bin.




Now the curse is finally lifted
Brandi is exposed to us all.
spirits go from her soulless body
Another young light in total free fall.




And then the gamboooler approached him
It was a joy he could not believe
Son, you have learned a valuable lesson,
Beware of the gold digger's greed.




And the debt sinks like lead into the sea
And the Mark now escapes his misery.




The gamboooler's bound to tell of his story
To tell this tale wherever he goes
To teach the Mark's word by this example
That we must protect our bankrolls.




And the poker pro's a sad and wiser man
And the thread goes on and on and on.

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Brandi, by Snagglepuss




there's a forum on a western bay
and it serves a hundred threads a day
lonely degens pass the time away
and talk about their beats




and there's a girl, on this poker site
and she studies, famous pro's every night
they say "brandi, you don't seem too bright"
but they all still want to bang




the poker nerds say 'brandi, you're a fine a girl
what a good lay you would be
yeah your [censored] could part any player
from money.'




Brandy, wears a skimpy blouse
Made of finest poliéster from the north of Laos
Proud breasts, that serve to distract
these nerds who want her love




Carlos came, on a large plane
Bringing tourney stakes, from online games
But she made it clear, she wasn't his
They were just friends



the poker nerds say 'brandi, you're a fine a girl
what a good lay you would be
yeah your [censored] could part any player
from money.

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by Peter McDermott



She was poor but she was honest



She was poor but she was honest,
Victim of a gambler's whim,
First he huggled her then he left her,
But her bankroll stayed with him



It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
When newhizzle's account goes busto,
Ain't it all a bloody shame




So she came to Vegas city,
With a ticket bought by Mark,
Hoping he would get some anal,
Not a handjob in the dark




It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
When newhizzle's account goes busto,
Ain't it all a bloody shame




See him seated in his limo,
Bankroll bulging with his cash,
See her weeping in the bathroom,
With her hand upon her gash




It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
When newhizzle's account goes busto,
Ain't it all a bloody shame




See her stand in Spearmint Rhino,
Renting out her youthful hole,
She said 'Sir, I've never had it',
As she danced around the pole




It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
When newhizzle's account goes busto,
Ain't it all a bloody shame




On the rail at Full Tilt Poker,
Trading anal for a bet,
She said 'sir, I've never had it'
I said no, not f*cking yet.




It's the same the whole world over,
It's the poor what gets the blame,
When newhizzle's account goes busto,
Ain't it all a bloody shame




Once she ate at fancy restaurants,
While the waiters grovelled low,
Now she lives on Microwave chicken,
Cause she's such a scheming 'ho.

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Ice Ice Baby, by blackjack777




Allright stop, colaborate and listen,
Brandi's back and Old Tom's in position,




Something grabs ahold of you tightly
Promising sex and draining your bankroll nightly,




Will she ever stop? Yo we don't know
Check out her panties... they glow.




To the extreme she rolls ballas like a vandal
Handing out herpes like they were halloween candles.




Deadly, when she smears blood on the mirrors,
Gets mad and says her old lovers are queers.




If there was a problem yo she'll ball ya
Check out the hook while my dshay....




AHHHHHH...

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Yesterday, by Eponymous





Yesterday ,
I was the poker world’s most wanted lay,
Now it looks as though I can’t get staked,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.




Suddenly,
A wrinkled penis was bumping into me,
Then I used my hand on someone oily,
Right before I lost his 30K.




Pay my
Sit and go, and you know, you’ll have your way.
I post
Something dumb, now my bum is turned away.




Yesterday,
I cashed in 4 of the 6 games I played,
Now I have 43 dollars to my name,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.




When he
Rubbed my back with his sack, I should have stayed.
I cried
Behind the door, now I’m a whore who can’t get paid.




Yesterday,
Huggling was such an easy game to play,
Now on a bathroom floor is where I lay,
Oh, I believe I will fly one day.

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Eponymous


By popular demand, here's one more. This one's sung to the Statler Brothers' "Flowers on the Wall" (featured in Pulp Fiction).


I keep hearing you're concerned about my happiness.
All the posts your writing feeds my attention whoring, I guess.
If you were waiting for my next drama bomb, I wouldn't worry none.
While Two Plus Two is worrying 'bout me, I'm having lots of fun.




Writing blood notes on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing satellites till dawn,
Thanks to a dick that I made brown.
Smoking cannabis and huggling in Captain Tom’s bedroom.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.




Last night I cut myself, and pretended that I would one day fly.
As long as I can dream, I know I’ll have a stack three million dollars high.
Of course buying sprees and airplane rides have taken quite a toll.
But you can always find me on Stars blowing somebody’s bankroll.




Writing blood notes on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing satellites till dawn,
Thanks to a dick that I made brown.
Smoking cannabis and huggling in Captain Tom’s bedroom.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.




Well, if you’re finished, I must go, one handjob’s all you get.
I haven’t finished scamming pros for tourney buy-ins yet.
I need to go and flash my boobs around the Vegas strip.
Then I’ll come back to the room and the blood will start to drip.




Writing blood notes on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing satellites till dawn,
Thanks to a dick that I made brown.
Smoking cannabis and huggling in Captain Tom’s bedroom.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.




Now, writing blood notes on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing satellites till dawn,
Thanks to a dick that I made brown.
Smoking cannabis and huggling in Captain Tom’s bedroom.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.
Don't tell me I've nothing to do.

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the wreck of the brandi hawbaker, by TheOSU:




the legend lives on from two plus two on down
of the player they call the newhizzle
the player, it's said, never gets any head
because his hair is so incredibly oily




with a full stocked account - 30k was the count
brandi hawbaker sat down at the computer
but our little girl blue was a bone to be chewed
when the online professionals viewed her




the girl was the pride of newhizzles eye
coming off four cashes in tourneys
as poker players go she was hotter than most
with breasts she flashed as she pleased




texting the pro brandi set down the phone
and opened a couple of tables
after getting stacked a couple of times
was it the bottle of wine she'd been feelin?




the minraise from the button made an obvious tell
and the button showed down the top set
and brandi then new, and the railbirds did too
twas time for brandi to rebuy




evening came late, dinner would wait
when the hero dropped a couple of buyins
so she shot off a text "i'm up real big, you bet!"
in the face of another bluff all in




by 10pm time brandi said "o my god"
and moved up to chase all her losses
at midnight mark called 'i'm still up' she bawled
as newhizzle's head spinned at his losses




when all was said and done and night turned to morn
brandi had dropped thirty dimes
newhizzle walked in, he tried to sign in
and tried his password several different times




it's a surprise brandi cried, newhizzle nearly died
when he found out she'd wiped his account out
so at that point he did what any man surely would
he took his dick and rubbed one out




brandi felt sorry, her eyes full of worry
so she got down and gave him a handjob
he finished on her face, we think that's the case
either way, the girl is a nutjob




the legend lives on from two plus two on down
of the player they call the newhizzle
the player, it's said, never gets any head
because his hair is so incredibly oily



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[happyhappyhappy]

excellent.

[oyvindgee]

[censored] A+

[csuf_gambl0o0r]

you forgot to put in the one by TI, "what cha know 'bout dat"

[csuf_gambl0o0r]

ill just add it myself. both these songs by Hamburglar

Gin and Juice(snoop doog)
With so much drama in the N-V-G
Its kinda hard being brandi R-O-S-E
But she, some way, some how
Keeps flipping them Gs from 8 stars accounties
like every single day
really though

chorus:
prancin down the hotel lobby,
smoking shaniac's indo,
giving hand to a moose

laid back,
(with my mind on my money and my money on my new toaster)

prancin down the hotel lobby,
smoking shaniac's indo,
giving hand to a moose

laid back,
(with my mind on my money and my money on my new toaster)




What you know?(TI)
Aye...
don't you know I got
Gs by the three when I saw penis on my back
Loaded nut sack
captain tom, where's ur undies at

What you know about that?
What you know about that?
I know all about penis on my back


Loaded $3Gs on the low where the cheese at
Fresh off stars to the car where the $30G's at


What you know about that?
What you know about that?
Hey what you know about that?
Hey I know all about penis on my back