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Old 08-29-2007, 12:45 AM
tuq tuq is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

SNOWBALL,

Good god man, whatever you do PLEASE make our upcoming LA happy hour. You're the person I probably most want to meet based on your posting history and the fact that nath (or someone) says you're legit.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:17 AM
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My dick is so big it frightens small children, since women like children, im single

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Cue Dateline guy picture.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:38 AM
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I'm waiting for the Enzyte to take.
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:41 AM
SNOWBALL SNOWBALL is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

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SNOWBALL,

Good god man, whatever you do PLEASE make our upcoming LA happy hour. You're the person I probably most want to meet based on your posting history and the fact that nath (or someone) says you're legit.


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what happy hour? Who is going?
PM me details. Do you even live in LA? I'd probably go, because I find 2p2ers to be more interesting than average people. However, I suspect that some of you guys will spend the evening trying to give me wedgies or noogie me or something, because I'm not in your "in crowd." Rest assured: I will hip toss you if that happens. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Also, of course I'm legit, duh!
I mean, this site has like 50k registered users. It's not that hard to imagine that out of that sample size, there would be a fair number of people who were both weird, and pretty honest about themselves.
As far as I know, a lot of suspected "trolls" are actually legit. There have been a few independent confirmations that EricW and Vegasnick are real, for example. I'm not even close to their category of strangeness, so the idea that my stories are made up seems more like a flame than a valid inference.


Best,
Snowball
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Old 08-29-2007, 01:48 AM
gorie gorie is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

i ain't got no time for love.
i don't want no hearts and flowers.

women are idiots. i agree w/ whoever said women should feel lucky that i am talking to them at all.

get on your knees and suck the dog. ya know what i'm sayin' ?

i have an unlimited supply of porn, that's all i really need. it's like i am with a different hot girl every time! it is satisfying.

real women are pretty worthless, any of them that would be stupid enough to want to be with me are clearly not worth any effort. they buy into my [censored] too much, it's irritating. desperate bitches.

i hold myself at night.
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:05 AM
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

Guys we unretired gorie, I think we can safely say we've done a solid day's work here.
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:13 AM
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- A man like me is an exotic taste

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Cardo is easily my fav 2p2er.
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:32 AM
fluffpop62 fluffpop62 is offline
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Default Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?

hahaha gorie's post was hilarious; definitely the vibe i'm getting from some posters.

me:
i have meaty arms
my stomach isn't toned
i am much dorkier then i look so guys are caught off guard by my disinterest in drugs and love for scrapbooking.
ps don't tell nls this he doesn't know these things or i reall6y 6would be single :/
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:36 AM
Anacardo Anacardo is offline
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Fluff,

Are you suggesting that Soldjah Boy hasn't seen you naked, or indeed outside of long sleeves? This is a stunning revelation.
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Old 08-29-2007, 02:46 AM
JimHammer JimHammer is offline
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"I haven't met anyone good enough for me."

Not actually true, it's just my excuse.
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