Only the Punchline

[TripleH68]

Why do you ask Two Dogs [censored]?

[SlackerMcFly]

Says here on the box you can go horseback riding, swimming, play tennis, golf.......

[Golden_Rhino]

Bofus?

[doppelganger]

"Hey buddy, I'm doin' Claudia Schiffer!"

[PokerBob]

frozen pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

[nath]

[ QUOTE ]
"4 dollars? Why the heck do you need 2 dollars?"

[/ QUOTE ]
Pretty sure it's more like
"20 dollars? What do you need 10 dollars for? I don't have 5 dollars."

[nath]

Oh, here's one of my favorites:

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[nath]

"8 Something."

[seemorenuts]

Oscillate her ( . Y . ) a lot.




Vitamins? It's Superman!!




Corduroy! He didn't know it was Corduroy!




Supplies!





No Idea.





Still no idea.




Still, no f******, idea.






Actuary, I'm an actually.





She shows them the newspaper and the headline says, "Pipeline laid by 10,000 workers."





She can hear him shouting, "I don't know, do you know anything about natural gas stoves?"

[JimHammer]

That's what I've been trying to tell you! There ain't no f**k in chocolate!