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06-08-2007, 12:35 PM
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Chuck Norris may have a viable challenger
IOWA HILL, Calif. - Alone in the woods with his left leg pinned beneath a fallen tree for 11 hours, a 66-year-old man used pocketknives to cut off his limb below the knee to free himself
This guy is my new hero. How mutha effing bad ass do you have to be to hack off yor own leg WITH A POCKET KNIFE no less. 
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06-08-2007, 12:37 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris may have a viable challenger
Unpossible.
The tree would have disintegrated into sawdust upon impact with Chuck's leg.
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06-08-2007, 01:37 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris may have a viable challenger
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Unpossible. The tree would have disintegrated into sawdust upon impact with Chuck's leg. [/ QUOTE ] lol
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06-08-2007, 01:40 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris may have a viable challenger
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals that Chuck Norris allows to live.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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06-08-2007, 01:43 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris may have a viable challenger
Why not dig out the dirt from underneath his leg, and then keep the leg? There's plenty of good meat on that leg.
Its not like it was between two boulders like that other dude with the arm.
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06-08-2007, 02:03 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris may have a viable challenger
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Why not dig out the dirt from underneath his leg, and then keep the leg? There's plenty of good meat on that leg. Its not like it was between two boulders like that other dude with the arm. [/ QUOTE ] He's gonna be sooooooo pissed when someone asks him this. Dirt? Wtf? (looks down) WTF!!!!!
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06-08-2007, 02:07 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris may have a viable challenger
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The tree would have disintegrated into sawdust upon impact with Chuck's leg. [/ QUOTE ] this is true, ive seen it happen
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