Massive self destructive tendencies. Need advice

[Albert Moulton]

1) I'm glad that there is online poker. I'd hate to play with you in a card room.

2) You have some anger management issues for which you should seek professional counseling. Even if this behavior is confined to poker and bad beats now, I'm sure that over time you will break something or hurt someone in some other context that will leave you or someone else injured or dead.

3) If there were no bad beats in poker (variance), then it would be chess. And fewer people would play. And you'd make less money in the long run.