A beat so bad it's a brag

[drzen]

I was wondering what to do for my thousandth post. I don't think I can beat this. It's the worst beat I've ever taken. I don't think you can take a worse one even. Apologies for lack of conversion. Couldn't get one to work.

NO_LIMIT TEXAS_HOLDEM 5+0.5 NL Holdem Multi Table Tournament, 11 Jul 2007 7:13 AM ET
Seat 1: fishtard($22,706 in chips)
Seat 2: useless ($3,530 in chips)
Seat 3: tooloose ($4,440 in chips)
Seat 4: Ihavenoclue ($25,017 in chips)
Seat 5: rubbish ($10,270 in chips)
Seat 6: Dr Zen ($4,705 in chips)
Seat 7: callingstation ($9,470 in chips)
Seat 8: lovetolimp ($6,743 in chips)
Seat 9: tard ($850 in chips)
Seat 10: tard2 ($6,260 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
lovetolimp posts blind ($150), tard posts blind ($300).

PRE-FLOP
tard2 folds, fishtard calls $300, useless folds, tooloose folds, Ihavenoclue folds, rubbish calls $300, Dr Zen bets $4,705 and is all-in

I have KK. I am hoping to be called by one of the suckers who's limped. If not, I'll take a decent pot down. A raise would be be good but I actually have a loose image. I've pushed a couple of times in the past three or four hands, and didn't have the greatest hands.

callingstation folds, lovetolimp folds, tard folds, fishtard calls $4,405

and shows KcQc.

I have her dominated even.


rubbish folds.

FLOP [board cards 7H,2D,5H ]

With no clubs on the flop, no split pot available, and no cards to a straight for her, she must score runner queens to beat me.

So she is 43/3 * 42/2

or basically 301 to 1 against.

0.3%.

TURN [board cards 7H,2D,5H,QH ]

She scores a queeen but no need to fret. Still 21 to 1 against...

RIVER [board cards 7H,2D,5H,QH,QS ]

OMFG.