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Old 10-27-2006, 06:45 PM
helpmeplease helpmeplease is offline
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Default helpmeplease- i need your charity ballers

Brag: I can communicate with supreme beings (ballers).

Beat: I am a loser and am desperate

I have no GF, no friends and no money. Tomorrow I have to pay my mother's care bill of $800 (nursing care). If I don't she will no longer be able to stay there and has nowhere else to go (I live in a room above a shop).

I am doing nothing else but begging here. Please send me some money, $5, $20. Anything.

You have no reason to but you will be saving a life, my life. I don't deserve to live if I can't even take care of my mom. You will forever be in my prayers.

My neteller email address:

Bless you
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:47 PM
Dan87 Dan87 is offline
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Default Re: helpmeplease- i need your charity ballers

Are you Nigerian?
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:48 PM
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Default Re: helpmeplease- i need your charity ballers

YSSCKY seems unbelievably appropriate here.
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:48 PM
umaveryd umaveryd is offline
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Default Re: helpmeplease- i need your charity ballers

variance
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:48 PM
absoludicrous absoludicrous is offline
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Default Re: helpmeplease- i need your charity ballers

Sell your computer, disconnect your internet, etc.
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:49 PM
T-God T-God is offline
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Default Re: helpmeplease- i need your charity ballers

I sent an $800 cheque to your hotmail address but through regular mail.

Your mom had better hope that someone at the post office cares enough to get it to you.
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:49 PM
Dan87 Dan87 is offline
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[ QUOTE ]
Sell your body, disconnect your morals, etc.

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Old 10-27-2006, 06:49 PM
helpmeplease helpmeplease is offline
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Default Re: helpmeplease- i need your charity ballers

no, American. I have to go work now but will be back online tomorrow. I hope my prayers are answered and you guys believe me.

Michael
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:51 PM
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Default Re: helpmeplease- i need your charity ballers

You would honestly get more $$$ (read: more than the nothing you are getting now) if you said you were busto and wanted to play low stakes with charity money.
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Old 10-27-2006, 06:51 PM
vhawk01 vhawk01 is offline
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Default Re: helpmeplease- i need your charity ballers

Dude, you have a job. It cant be that bad, you get regular paychecks, etc.

Steal from them.
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