Official October [censored] Thread

[Killingbird]

my goal for october is to win a race. just one race. that is all I ask for.

[JP OSU]

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my goal for october is to win a race. just one race. that is all I ask for.

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Race me, I am very fat and slow... You cannot lose...

[Killingbird]

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my goal for october is to win a race. just one race. that is all I ask for.

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Race me, I am very fat and slow... You cannot lose...

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I think I tried last night in the $20R on FTP...it did not go well.

[LuckyLloyd]

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ughhh

thanks for posting that picture zj, at least that made me happy

i was supposed to get a massage at one of the best places at seoul today. left my hotel with the name of the place, cabby couldn't find it, i hadn't written down the number, i got out and wandered around for a while and i couldn't find it, came back to my hotel disappointed.

walk in my room, flip open my laptop to find a [censored] ugly, ugly, terrible blue screen with a bunch of words on it that i didn't understand. however, two phrases i did understand were "you should restart your computer immediately" (who knows how long it had been saying that) and "beginning physical memory dump"

WTF

restarted, it wont boot up. so im stuck in seoul at the very beginning of my trip with no laptop and no real idea of how to sort it out. also if i lose everything on that laptop... i had like a year and a half of good law school notes, tons of personal information, tons of pictures that i'm going to be really sad to lose. everyone was like "you should back up your HD dude" and i was all "sorry but what are you gonna do about it?" and now im kicking myself so hard.

the concierge said she'd try getting in touch with the dell srevice center tomorrow morning but i'm really not very hopeful. i imagine they'll just be like "we need to send it away for two weeks and maybe try to fix it or get you a new one," but in two weeks ill be in the middle of china with no way to retrieve it. this is all so [censored]. i'm probably gonna just buy a new one. does anyone know if laptops bought in korea work fine in america? gg another 2k, i dont even punt money at -ev games or cash or anything like that like most tourney donks, i just punt it by being a huge life fish.

also i had received a warning yesterday that there might be a virus on my computer, but it just said like "we've detected something weird, you should run your full virus scan," so i did, and it found nothing, and i felt like, [censored] it, i guess everything is ok. APPARENTLY NOT GAHHHHH.

BAD NEWS BEARS GUYS.

bad news bears.

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This post actually made me feel quite pissed off. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

It'll work out I hope.

[TallPaul]

This doesn't really belong in the [censored] thread but hey...

okerStars Game #12404078088: Tournament #62648355, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIV (15000/30000) - 2007/10/02 - 21:25:58 (ET)
Table '62648355 112' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Claret1 (640910 in chips)
Seat 8: Joteto (1406245 in chips)
Seat 9: JackOPoker (1393845 in chips)
Claret1: posts the ante 3000
Joteto: posts the ante 3000
JackOPoker: posts the ante 3000
Claret1: posts small blind 15000
Joteto: posts big blind 30000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Claret1 [Qs Ad]
Joteto said, "gg"
JackOPoker said, "u guys interested in chipcount deal?"
Joteto said, "lets here the numbers"
JackOPoker said, "should I call the support?"
Claret1 said, "Not just now"
JackOPoker has timed out
JackOPoker: folds
JackOPoker is sitting out
JackOPoker has returned
Claret1: raises 60000 to 90000
Joteto said, "press sit out"
JackOPoker said, "just emailed them to see if they can come"
Joteto said, "ok?"
Claret1 said, "Maybe when I've doubled up [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]"
Joteto: raises 1313245 to 1403245 and is all-in
Claret1: calls 547910 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ac Ah 6c]
*** TURN *** [Ac Ah 6c] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Ac Ah 6c 2d] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Claret1: shows [Qs Ad] (three of a kind, Aces)
Joteto: shows [As 7c] (three of a kind, Aces - lower kicker)
Claret1 collected 1284820 from pot
Claret1 said, "Now I'll talk"
JackOPoker said, "how btnow?"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1284820 | Rake 0
Board [Ac Ah 6c 2d 3s]
Seat 1: Claret1 (small blind) showed [Qs Ad] and won (1284820) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 8: Joteto (big blind) showed [As 7c] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: JackOPoker (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Chesskid1]

IM BACK TO playing after 2 week break of nothing! HELL YEAH! also [censored], [censored], [censored], balls, etc. after one day of playing

[ughaulkghalugh]

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IM BACK TO playing after 2 week break of nothing! HELL YEAH! also [censored], [censored], [censored], balls, etc. after one day of playing

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I HOLLA AT CHU

[Clayton]

sometimes i get bored

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cnew27 [Ks Js]
acethree: folds
m3lancholy: folds
Madman'sTale: folds
tsza1: folds
dajatt13: folds
tom90cu: folds
Palp&Vader: folds
cnew27: raises 40 to 60
BOBBY143: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [Ts Qh 9d]
cnew27: bets 80
BOBBY143: raises 80 to 160
cnew27: raises 80 to 240
BOBBY143: calls 80
*** TURN *** [Ts Qh 9d] [5d]
cnew27: bets 160
BOBBY143: calls 160
*** RIVER *** [Ts Qh 9d 5d] [3d]
cnew27 said, "valuetownnn"
cnew27: bets 160
BOBBY143: raises 160 to 320
cnew27: raises 160 to 480
BOBBY143: calls 160
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cnew27: shows [Ks Js] (a straight, Nine to King)
BOBBY143: mucks hand
cnew27 collected 1880 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

[ZJ123]

SUICIDE WATCH

IM 2/10 IN THE 320 AND THE CHIPLEADER ON MY TABLE BY FAR

TWO HANDS LATER IM OUT IN 10TH

I RERIASE A BUTTON RAISER WITH A3, BB FLATS, AND WE GET IT IN WHEN I FLOP A FLUSH DRAW AND MISS

NEXT HAND

UTG SHORTIE AT OUR 5 HANDED TABLES RAISES, I RESHIP WITH 33
AND THE SAME [censored] GUY WHO I JUST DOUBLED UP WAKES UP WITH QQ AND BUSTS ME.

SERIOUSLY CANT BEELVIE THIS [censored]

IM ON A HUGE [censored] DOWNSWING, GO DEEP IN 3 THINGS TONITE AND NOTHING.

LIKE WTF KILL ME

[Mi_T_Sharp]

This stupid $5 turbo has put me on freaking monkey life tilt. Jesus!!! I was in 7/160, and then busted 60 something, but it was only like 7 hands later b/c these bastards were all running down their time banks to make an extra 4 cents. I seriously wanted to kill myself during that 7 hand sequence. Do these people want me to kill myself? What the hell is wrong with these people?