Two Plus Two Newer Archives  

Go Back   Two Plus Two Newer Archives > 2+2 Communities > BBV4Life

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 11-21-2007, 01:31 PM
jasonfish11 jasonfish11 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 542
Default Beat: @#$@#$!@$%*$&@

Just found out my ex-fiance is going to be back in town for Thanksgiving. Dont care not that bad.

But she decided to go out with her friends. Where did she pick? She wants to go to my [censored] bar. The bar I go two 2-3 times a [censored] week. The bar that gives me free beers because they are cool. This [censored] pisses me off.

What line should I take.
1) Bring hooters girls (do this most of the time because I can get them in when they arent 21)
2) Bring hot friend who will be all over me to piss her off.
3) Take her home [censored] the crap out of her and then dump her again.
4) Go to different bar and pay for drinks
5) Tell bouncer she isnt 21 and that is a fake ID (Its not she is over 21 but she doesnt look like it.)
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 11-21-2007, 01:33 PM
BingoBango BingoBango is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 502
Default Re: Beat: @#$@#$!@$%*$&@

2 and 3
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 11-21-2007, 01:33 PM
el Fen�meno el Fen�meno is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 70
Default Re: Beat: @#$@#$!@$%*$&@

combination of 2 and 3, [censored] both hot friend and gf
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 11-21-2007, 01:34 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Trying to be the shepherd
Posts: 18,437
Default Re: Beat: @#$@#$!@$%*$&@

[ QUOTE ]
1, 2 and 3

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 11-21-2007, 01:39 PM
commish223 commish223 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: 0% ROI on FPPs
Posts: 284
Default Re: Beat: @#$@#$!@$%*$&@

Donkey Punch FTW
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 11-21-2007, 01:39 PM
Tartufo Tartufo is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Fingerfatigue
Posts: 538
Default Re: Beat: @#$@#$!@$%*$&@

3, 1, 2, and 5 (in that order)
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 11-21-2007, 01:40 PM
bmwguy525 bmwguy525 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Santa Barbara / On a mission to spread LOZL
Posts: 5,268
Default Re: Beat: @#$@#$!@$%*$&@

If you bring the Hooters girls, it's possible that she'll flip the set and tell the bouncers that they're not 21 and they'll get booted and so will you for a night for bringing in minors.
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 11-21-2007, 01:44 PM
jasonfish11 jasonfish11 is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 542
Default Re: Beat: @#$@#$!@$%*$&@

[ QUOTE ]
If you bring the Hooters girls, it's possible that she'll flip the set and tell the bouncers that they're not 21 and they'll get booted and so will you for a night for bringing in minors.

[/ QUOTE ]

Actually this could be +EV. Then where will they go to drink? Ummm ladies I have plenty of beer in my appartment.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 11-21-2007, 01:45 PM
4_2_it 4_2_it is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Trying to be the shepherd
Posts: 18,437
Default Re: Beat: @#$@#$!@$%*$&@

[ QUOTE ]
If you bring the Hooters girls, it's possible that she'll flip the set and tell the bouncers that they're not 21 and they'll get booted and so will you for a night for bringing in minors.

[/ QUOTE ]

If this happens:

1) Head to liquor store and buy booze
2) Bring Hooters girls back to house
3) ?????
4) Profit
5) Schedule STD test on Monday
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 11-21-2007, 01:48 PM
TheDoubleA TheDoubleA is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 250
Default Re: Beat: @#$@#$!@$%*$&@

I actually think 2 is the worst choice.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:30 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.