***OFFICIAL*** uNL BBV thread: September

[ama0330]

Sup uNL,

First off, mods if you don't like my proactivity, lock or delete or whatever. But lets face it, we need this thread. We can't post our coolers in the real BBV because of the good old...

[x] Villain lost less than can be found down the back of a sofa

...and we're all sick of everyone whining up a storm in the 'Brew.

So, I propose this to be where you can post whatever whine you want. Observe other's whines. See how we ALL run bad. We ALL get frustrated and we ALL get stacked. Friends, countrymen, show me your coolers!

[ama0330]

Ill go first:

WHY THE HELL CANT I WIN TOURNAMENTS SERIOSULY IT IS SO GOD DAMN RIDIC HOW OFTEN I PLAY THESE THINGS WHY CANT I JUST STO PTHEY ARE [censored] RIGGED. IT DOESNT MATTER IF I HAVE 54% EQUITY OR 45, I STILL LOSE, SO NOT ONLY CAN I NOT SUCKOUT, I CANT FREAKING WIN EITHER. I HAD TT CRACKED BY K9o TODAY. K9 FREAKING OFFSUIT. YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT THE HELL THATS ALL ABOUT? I FEEL LIKE EVEN IF I DO MAKE IT DEEP IM JUST GOING TO GET RAPED IN THE ASS LATER ON IN THE TOURNAMENT AND WIN LIKE 20 BUCKS FOR ELEVEN HOURS WORK ANYWAY


AND YET I STILL PLAY



HYACHACHAHCHHACHCCAHHCHCAAHCCHACHAHCA

[ama0330]

OH OKAY, ILL FOLD THE TURN THEN

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $98.00
BB: $130.13
UTG: $100.00
Hero (MP): $120.13
CO: $141.41
BTN: $94.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $3.50, BB calls $3.00

Flop: ($12) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $9.00</font>, SB calls $9.00, BB folds

Turn: ($30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $23.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $46.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $107.13</font>, SB calls all-in for $39.00
Uncalled bet of $22.13 returned to Hero

River: ($200) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $200.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Twos) and WON (+$99.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Aces and Twos) and LOST (-$98.00)


NOT

[Gelford]

You need to improve your flipping skill, take a deck of cards and practice ... you know, practice makes perfect !

[ama0330]

WHATS THAT, YOUD LIKE A 4 OUTER? HERE PLEASE ALLOW ME

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $144.43
BB: $65.01
UTG: $39.00
MP: $48.80
CO: $67.10
Hero (BTN): $98.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($9) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $6.00</font>, Hero calls $6.00

Turn: ($21) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, SB calls $14.00

River: ($49) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $120.43</font>, Hero calls all-in for $74.50
Uncalled bet of $45.93 returned to SB

Pot Size: $198.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Fives) and WON (+$96.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$98.50)

[ama0330]

[ama0330]

okay, you guys get the idea.

have fun!

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[Gelford]

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okay, you guys get the idea.

have fun!

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Ama, you do realize that if this thread takes of, the brew is going to die [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[Gigglegirl]

Maaaaaaaaaan, I run bad.
Yesterday I lost with AA. The day before that I lost with KK.
Maaaaaaaaaaan.

[ama0330]

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okay, you guys get the idea.

have fun!

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Ama, you do realize that if this thread takes of, the brew is going to die [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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I disagree, there'll just be less scrolling