Dear OOT: I have an addiction

[Montalvo]

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My wife has this addiction. Her eyes roll back in her head; I can't compete with the Q-tips.

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No, not competition, but synergy! Tell her you've got a double-penetration offer she can't refuse - the Q-tip in the ear, and, well, you can do whatever you want for the other penetration...

[BellagioPlayer]

[MegaloMialo]

once a day does it for me.

[Blarg]

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Im with ya. Sometimes though, I like to go a week w/o using so when I do it feels all that much more awesome.

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QFT. do you also feel a sense of accomplishment when you can get 2-3 whole swabs a dark evenly coated shade of orange?

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Uh, no, thats disgusting, rarely is there much of anything on the swab, even after a week.

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I gotta wash my ears like anyone, but I almost never had anything to clean out of them even after months and months, until I got a cat with ear mites. Now dogs chase me up trees and my wax is for the first time colored and builds up fairly often.

[slothinator]

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My wife has this addiction. Her eyes roll back in her head; I can't compete with the Q-tips.

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No, not competition, but synergy! Tell her you've got a double-penetration offer she can't refuse - the Q-tip in the ear, and, well, you can do whatever you want for the other penetration...

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I've made the offer; she has refused. But I'm not giving up. I think this has the potential to blow her mind, assuming she doesn't puncture her ear drum during climax.

[Blarg]

Just be sure she knows which thing is going where, or she'll think you're just weird.

[casey_brick]

go for the buld syringe does a much better job and keeps the ithcy ear away.

[whiskeytown]

I found the best way to get a good swab is right after the shower - all the water loosens up the wax -

GL with that.

rb

[drexah]

when my ears are cold i like to take the lobes and push them up from the bottom into my ear, it seriously feels good.

[MVPaul]

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I'm talking like 3x a day. I can't stop. I get itchy- urethra and I need to satisfy the need or I drive myself crazy. I need that orgasm. It's so weird because I'm not compulsive about anything else...just those cotton-tipped beauties.

I don't really know what I expect out of this thread, but I had to get it off my chest.

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