Trip Report: pwned at library (w/ paint)

[joes28]

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I was down at the local library with my ex, idk why I decided to go down there but we be talking n shiiiit. I start hitting on her. etc etc time goes by and sure enough her BF strolls into the joint and spots up together (we weren't doing anything but talking BTW) and comes into the room and glares at us and huffs. He then storms out.

She tells me "you better leave", to which I reply "I'm just going to hide over there like a pussy ."

And I do, and I watch as he returns and enters the room where my ex is, I don't think he saw me from there.

I decide it's time to leave as fast as possible so I scurry to the door like a field mouse and make it out rather easily. I round the corner but shiiiiit there he is coming out the other door. He's glaring at me as he walks down the sidewalk. I continue down heading for him, there's no way I can out run him because im weak and slow and I know he's seen me already.

I finally reach him and he clocks me right in the face. My adrenaline is pumping and I was ready for it so it didn't really hurt all that bad. Or at least that was what I screamed as I burst into tears.



He asks me "what the [censored] are you doing, what were you thinking?" then he tells me he could "break my [censored] legs" and he reinforces this with "I don't care man, I'll do it."

I tell him repeatedly that "I don't want any trouble here, here is my lunch money, take it. "(lol) and keep walking away. Note that there isn't a shot in hell I can take him. He has like a foot and 35235325 pounds on me.


As I'm walking away he clocks me in the back of the head and I kinda trip forward but I don't fall down. I turn around and he's laughing his ass off with my ex near the door and I go cry like a bitch behind a church till it's safe to go back home.



There, I decided this would make a sweet BBV post hopefully this story will gain me some friends , and I put some left over snow on my eye as it was starting to swell up from crying .

Beat: Got punched in the face by exs BF

Brag: didn't really get hurt

Variance: Hid behind a church and cried for over an hour .

Illustrations are by manguydude21.

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[drexah]

i didnt know talking to your ex girlfriend at a public library warrants being randomly punched in the face and sucker punched in the back of the head. i really just cant believe this.

[hosstito]

just take karate. I hear this school's pretty tight

[ImAKing]

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wow mega pussy alert

ur still a hilarious poster, but cmon man you shouldve stood up for yourself

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i mean haha that is pretty funny, but at least do something, i dunno kick him in the shins or something. But you cant get completly owned liek you say you did..

go work out and get huge, get revenge

[ImAKing]

lets see some pics of you and him to get a good visual

[Teh1337zor]

shoudlve been

you:

him:

[ludacris]

ouch dude. punch him in the throat. do SOMETHING. You cant just take that kind of abuse.

[Goodnews]

don't worry about it dude, we here at 2p2 are a bunch of internet tough guys, and im willing to bet that they would react the same way you did except with better skills in the running and hiding

as for a bbv-esque reply, beat up your ex, that will show him that picking on people weaker than yourself is lame (unless your ex can take you, then just go in a corner and nurse your self esteem).

[5thstreet]

Blunt objects or throw something at his face. Fight dirty if he's that much bigger.

Exactly how tall are u/him, and how much do you/him weigh

[yeotaJMU]

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beat up your ex

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[censored] this.

go to your ex, and [censored] / rape her. once she is pozzed, command her to [censored] her bf. that will teach him.