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Old 08-14-2007, 04:54 AM
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

you lucky sonofabitch
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Old 08-14-2007, 05:08 AM
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a couple of questions

1) does he do anal?
2) does he swallow/lick you up when you are done?
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:07 AM
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The thing about this post, is that it is really going to spread around. People are gonna talk about this to their friends etc.. Legendary.
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:13 AM
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Old 08-14-2007, 06:21 AM
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This thread, is awesome.
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Old 08-14-2007, 07:40 AM
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Rate the dog on the OOT scale.
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Old 08-14-2007, 08:13 AM
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I drank two bottles of cough syrup 6 hours ago, just got done frying good read
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Old 08-14-2007, 08:17 AM
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

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WTF with Blueman? K, if he actually ends up paying $10K for this dog I hope OP calls the humane society stat cuz some weird doggy stuff is about to go down.


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Earlier in the thread dominic said 'how much for the dog?'

My intent with the dog would be the same as his likely would, though I've never asked dominic specifically what he had in mind (even though he may have been joking...he was playing on the knowledge here that he is in the adult entertainment industry).

My motives would be the same. Its a huge business, though it repulses me. For whatever reason, lots of people are into paying to see animals having sex with people. If you don't beleive me, google it.

Also I think the OP may be some kind of elaborate troll as well...I haven't received so much as 1 pm from the OP asking what my intent was or whether I was serious or anything like that. $10,000 is a lot of money, and his initial response to my post seemed interested...you'd think he'd at least have said 'ok im working on the video, give me a couple of days' or something, by now.

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$10’000 I think you’re severely over valuing the dog. I don’t think a lack of willing animals is the biggest hurdle a would be bestial porn producer faces. The dog hasn’t been trained to sniff out drugs or drag children from burning buildings. A highly skilled dog trainer has not spent years with the animal. I’m sure you could get a rescue dog and all it would cost you would be some bacon grease, doggy treats and self respect.
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Old 08-14-2007, 03:28 PM
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This thread, is awesome.

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Bump. Heater, have you called the Humane society yet?
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:57 PM
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This thread, is awesome.

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Bump. Heater, have you called the Humane society yet?

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A recording of a call like this would have amazing comedic value. I may make an anonymous call and record that. After some thought, I'm against making the actual call where I really try to find out what's going on. Can you imagine the implications of something like this? Either A) they immediately assume that I'm completely batshit insane and possibly harming my dog myself and move to have him taken from me or B) they believe that there is even a slight possibility that what I am telling them may be possible.

Neither outcome is good. If my goal is to stop some random prisoner who (maybe, maybe not) is sexually abusing dogs that he is training, imagine everything that I would have to go through to accomplish this. This involves providing evidence that my dog has been trained to give head to how many different people? The Humane Society, attorneys, prison officials, a judge or jury, etc? Something like this would probably land me and my dog on the evening news. It would be hilarious, but [censored] that.
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