****THE LADIES FINAL THREAD**** (NSFW -- LDO)

[Anacardo]

Okay I'm weighing in.

Firstly, the obligatory - as a veteran FFK observer, and a seasoned octopi luster-after, I like both these girls a lot.

Also a solemn dap to each of your men. My 'Chair-related views are a matter of public record, and I've always regarded triple-star as an indie/fringe poster of merit, approaching brilliance.

Onto the tale of the tape.

First question really illustrates one of the key planks of the Octopi Platform - her mysterious, wacky, black-magicky quality. Does she mean 'offal' offal? Why? Who knows? Makes me keen to find out, though. As always I am greatly pleased with FFK's use of the phrase 'dank turkey sandwich' and amused at her abiding love of the ganja.

I thoroughly enjoy the haiku portion of the program. Octopi wins on style / arrangement, FFK on theme - LOL @ 'entice with hummus.' Usual feminine tendency to self-deprecate and praise the competitor, which is always endearing and only occasionally exasperating.

I don't watch or know anything about Nip/Tuck, so I assume this dude is cheesecake. octopi, tell us what you really think, why don't you. FFK, your thighs are fine, dear, quit being ridic. Pretty hilarious plan, though. I like both the way she makes sure to include the rape, and the fact that when a girl talks about raping and murdering a TV character, it's cute and funny!

FFK speaks only the truth re: her skills. octopi pls don't try and fade us like that [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I think 3) is a strategic misuse of a wish on octopi's part.

For FFK 3) is the best wish evar. I wholeheartedly support.

Both you girls wanna get str8 paid, though, damn.

The point charts are pretty interesting / LOL and my thoughts on them are lengthy enough to merit a separate appendix post.

Notes on pics -

Octopi, when I shake my head clear of the fog of desire (no easy task ldo) I find you're actually kind of losing ground with me since the start of the contest. I feel like you play to your demographic a little too well. Nude-but-for-Zelda, c'mon. My wang may be easy to manipulate, but my heart and mind are not. Plus it's dawning on me that erotic photography is probably one of your top three hobbies which is a slight drag, since - yeah, I know, chauvinist prude blah blah blah blah - my erotic preference is for the Reluctantly Slutty: Down for some nasty [censored], but blushing about it. If you'd stuck with the original chickpea + sexy hotel combo I would likely be totally unable to resist you. That said, not to put to fine a point on it - I really, really like your look.

FFK I will touch on less, given her lack of boudoir imagery and the fact that I feel weird talking about nailing her. Biting of lip - The kind of subtle detail that is uber-sexy if you imagine that she didn't mean to pose. General vibe is sweeter and less dangerous than Octopi's, and, God help me, I cannot decide whether that is good or bad.

A note on some of the commentary. FFK is not the Totally Standard Broad that a vocal segment of you peg her as - she's just friends with lots of them! Despite her tasty curviness, FFK has many facets, and I think can be fairly described as in cheerleader / sorority culture, but not of it. Consult her posting history.

[PITTM]

well, now i know exactly how cardo feels of those last 2. certainly a better review than he gave my ex, and with good reason.

[Anacardo]

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well, now i know exactly how cardo feels of those last 2. certainly a better review than he gave my ex, and with good reason.

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Dude you need to stop needlessly inserting her into conversation, it's fairly uncool.

I'm not even done, btw - appendix will have to wait for after fencing practice.

*Sigh*,

'Cardo

[Himself]

Anacardo, more like anatardo amirite? But seriously, I liked your analysis.

[Fast Food Knight]

'Cardo, I love your write-up. You are such a damn good writer, but you already knew that.

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The kind of subtle detail that is uber-sexy if you imagine that she didn't mean to pose.

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I do have to annoyingly say, though, that this is not accurate. Like- every picture of me, ever, is posed (apparently I was even doing it when I was a baby) but this one is not. I just really, really, really had fun on my birthday and am ridiculously thrilled with dancing to rap with my friends (on a pole, at Hole in the Wall, lol, wow).

[kylephilly]

FFK is hotter for sure
Octopi did well

[doubLe a tom]

can i vote for both?