Slowrolled on AIM, fake boobs

[TheBronzer]

I balled out pretty hard at the strip club last night (maybe i'll post a TR), and I got on the topic of how I want to secks a girl with fake boobies, here is the convo (I think I'm still drunk):

Girl: one of my good friends is gonna do it
G: im trying to talk her out of it
Me: omg can i secks her
G: uh she has a boy
M: DOUBLE TIME MILF W FAKE BOOBS
G: no i mean boyfriend
M: bad beat!
G: my cousin has 2 kids
M: age?
G: she got the fake boobs
G: 23
M: thats nasty
M: i want a 30 y o
G: eww
G: y is that nasty
M: SHIP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
M: 2 KIDS AT 23 IS A BIT MUCH, STOP HAVING SO MUCH SECKS
G: hahaha
G: shes married too
M: stop slowrolling me
G: hahaha

Cliffnotes: girl tells me about friends with fake boobs, only to then say i cant secks them

Fake boobs are sweet, discuss

For pics, go here: www.delilahs.com

[Pog0]

teach me your PUA IM ways.

[punkass]

awesome that you use "bbv" talk to her.

[whoisthedrizzle]

you sound really cool, do you also use poker lingo when you talk to your parents?

[TheBronzer]

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awesome that you use "bbv" talk to her.

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i think its funny as hell to talk people like that when they have no idea where its coming from

[TheBronzer]

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you sound really cool, do you also use poker lingo when you talk to your parents?

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nah, only to my law professors

[Fiksdal]

you use poker terms when you talk to girls, lol

[ambitious207]

The next time I'm in Philadelphia I think I'll go to Delilah's.

[TheBronzer]

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The next time I'm in Philadelphia I think I'll go to Delilah's.

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It's awesome, i think BBV would enjoy a TR, but I am very lazy

[furyshade]

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you use poker terms when you talk to girls, lol

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and yet he cant get laid, remarkable how that works