Sleeping at work

[fluorescenthippo]

for the pillow thing just get a small one and if they catch you just say you use it on your back

[JMa]

i hope youve seen the seinfeld episode OP? its gold

[z28dreams]

One of my old coworkers has this worked out perfectly.

Basically, you want to time it to coincide with your lunch break. For maximum time, wait for the boss to leave for lunch. Immediately leave after. Get your lunch, then just park your car in a nearby parking lot or other shady area and snooze in a food-induced coma.

Your boss could think you left right as he arrived - permitting up to nearly a 2 hour lunch+nap combo.

[swingbomb]

ya i can't believe no one mentioned the seinfeld thing for so long