Official April Thread: General Discussion/etc

[xcrack999]

so sick of Fulltilt's fcked up software. looking for about $10k on stars for fulltilt money. It doesn't have to be 10k. I'll take any amount. help please.

[good2cu]

I just played a 2 hour session playing as crazy as possible. It was fun. And I was $200 although i was up a lot more. SPEW SPEW SPEW SPEW SPEW SPEW MAKE THE NUTS AND GET PAID OFF.

[aejones]

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I just played a 2 hour session playing as crazy as possible. It was fun. And I was $200 although i was up a lot more. SPEW SPEW SPEW SPEW SPEW SPEW MAKE THE NUTS AND GET PAID OFF.

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i do that everytime i play

[good2cu]

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I just played a 2 hour session playing as crazy as possible. It was fun. And I was $200 although i was up a lot more. SPEW SPEW SPEW SPEW SPEW SPEW MAKE THE NUTS AND GET PAID OFF.

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i do that everytime i play

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naw you go the smarter and cheaper way. Post like a mega lag on 2p2 and play a super nitty game.

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PROFIT

[aejones]

caught me

you heard him people

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4100 HANDS TODAY FOR $666.60 PROFIT.

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($423.90)
Button ($1057.70)
SB ($344)
BB ($738.30)
Hero ($404)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $16</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $144</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $404</font>, BB calls $260.

Flop: ($810) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: ($810) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($810) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $810

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has Ah Qs (two pair, aces and queens).
Hero has As Ks (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins $810. </font>


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($400)
Button ($157.75)
Hero ($784.30)
BB ($78.05)
UTG ($240)

Preflop: Hero is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. UTG posts a blind of $4.
<font color="#CC3333">UTG (poster) raises to $12</font>, MP calls $12, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $56</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds, MP calls $44.

Flop: ($128) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $80</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $160</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $728.3</font>, MP calls $184 (All-In).

Turn: ($1200.30) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($1200.30) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $1200.30

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Js Jc (two pair, jacks and twos).
MP has Qd Qh (two pair, queens and twos).
Outcome: MP wins $816. Hero wins $384.30. </font>

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($340)
Hero ($552.95)
CO ($206.20)
Button ($239.75)
SB ($401.70)
BB ($832.95)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $14</font>, Hero calls $14, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $14, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: ($48) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $36</font>, Hero calls $36, Button folds.

Turn: ($120) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $85</font>, Hero calls $85.

River: ($290) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $205 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $205.

Final Pot: $700

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has 5h Ah (flush, ace high).
Hero has 8c 8s (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: UTG wins $700. </font>

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($888.60)
Hero ($392)
Button ($134.80)
SB ($376.90)
BB ($167.90)
UTG ($400)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $14</font>, MP calls $14, Hero calls $14, Button calls $14, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $100</font>, UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $392</font>, Button folds, BB calls $67.90 (All-In).

Flop: ($603.90) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($603.90) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($603.90) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $603.90

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 5h 6c (straight, seven high).
Hero has Js Jd (two pair, jacks and sevens).
Outcome: BB wins $379.80. Hero wins $224.10. </font>

Other stupid stuff happened to, but all these things happened within 5 minutes of each other and turned my big winning session into a stupid session.


I played 11k hands previously this month.

I played 4100 today.

I still havent made any money in forever.

[snakekilla88]

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I still havent made any money in forever.

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yeah. My friends keep asking how I am doing, and I just tell them I am a professional FPP player.

[Pasterbator]

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I still havent made any money in forever.

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yeah. My friends keep asking how I am doing, and I just tell them I am a professional FPP player.

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I don't even play enough to be considered a professional FPP player.

[DLizzle]

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from what I understand (could be wrong), if you just let it dry out for a day or so it should work fine. Ask in the Comp Tech forum though.

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Yeah, but if you try to turn it on before you let it dry out (usually for a couple days), you're probably scrrrrrewed. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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i def tried to a lot of times, I'm retarded I guess.

[catcher193]

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I still havent made any money in forever.

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yeah. My friends keep asking how I am doing, and I just tell them I am a professional FPP player.

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