worst sexual experience you've ever had

[BowToYourSensei]

first a poker hand to keep this thread kosher

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ifoundnemo23 [Ah Jc]
dukeofearle: calls 20
bighough: folds
Vlohriz: folds
vasky: folds
Kingski: calls 20
Edje62: calls 20
ifoundnemo23: raises 100 to 120
P4ter: folds
TorBamsen: folds
dukeofearle: calls 100
Kingski: folds
Edje62: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc Ts]
dukeofearle: checks
Edje62: bets 200
ifoundnemo23: raises 900 to 1100 and is all-in
dukeofearle: calls 1100
Edje62: folds
*** TURN *** [7c Tc Ts] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [7c Tc Ts 8c] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dukeofearle: shows [9d 8h] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
ifoundnemo23: shows [Ah Jc] (a pair of Tens)
dukeofearle collected 2810 from pot

lol donkaments

anyway, got blown by a girl who had never given head before. she bit on my dick. it hurt real bad. then it bled. a lot.

in hindsight the proper play there would be to [censored] her anyway, leave, and leave a note saying "i have aids"

[Grey]

Mine is so bad I seriously can't talk about it.

[2weak]

[x]villain had the best hand
[x]thread delivers


i hope you really wrote a note saying "i have aids"

[Spechel EDD]

yo mammy was eating mah ass and then i farted right in her face

owned u dumb ho

[jonwanchalk]

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Mine is so bad I seriously can't talk about it.

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ALIENS

[Josh.]

i had a girl throw up in my bed/on me during freshman initiation. she wasnt even the girl i was hooking up with. it was her friend, who i had walked back to her dorm earlier. this girl was too drunk to move so i shared my bed with her. so she [censored] blocked me them puked on me...

[Full-Metall]

once a girl didn't swallow

[highhustla]

one time I was finally just startin to get in the right mood, so I start pissin in this chick, but she freaks out cuz she doesn't believe that's what I'm doing

[MichaelB]

had sex, fell asleep, woke up an hour later and she had pissed the bed. a lot.

[2weak]

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one time I was finally just startin to get in the right mood, so I start pissin in this chick, but she freaks out cuz she doesn't believe that's what I'm doing

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nice try