Worst song to get a lapdance to?

[The Stranger]

"Mama Tried" by Merle Haggard, the Dead, etc

[mbillie1]

lol Dude Looks Like a Lady is an excellent choice

[Lord_Strife]

There's no sex in the champaign room
It's raining men

and dude looks like a lady is pretty good also

[LocustHorde]

'Beat It'

[Cortz]

put it in my mouth - akinyele?

my neck, my back - khia

oochie wally - nas

[Rogue5]

they play music during lapdances?

[Klompy]

Blue oyster cult's - don't fear the reaper

There's no way I'd get will ferrel out of my mind the entire dance.

[chucksim]

Taps

[M2d]

The Crying Game
YMCA/In the Navy
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

[NT!]

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Any song less than 7 minutes long.

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You know November Rain was the first song that came to mind over 7 minutes, and that might not be so bad.

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one time i was in this mexican strip club (ugggh) and some gnarly troll-lookin chick comes up to me and is like 'come on papi i dance for joo' and i'm like meh, but i'm drunk, and then november rain comes on and i'm like, 'valuetown!' so i go back there and she makes me touch her hoo hoo, which was gross and looked like someone had hit a roast beef sandwich with a tire iron, and then it turned out they were playing like a 2.5 minute edited version of november rain. man that sucked.