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10-06-2007, 01:04 AM
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Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST
Chorus:
HIS NAME IS GRIMSTARR AND HIS BR IS GONNA CLEAR A MIL, AND HOPEFULLY WITH THE FUNDS HE'LL BUY SOME CLEARASIL HIS NAME IS GRIMSTARR AND HE LIKES TO GO BACK ON FLIPS, HOPEFULLY WITH THE FUNDS HE'll BUY SOME PROACTIV HIS NAME IS GRIMSTARR AND HE SAYS HE'S GONNA STACK YOU LAMES, HOPEFULLY HE'LL TAKE THE LOOT AND BUY SOME ACUTAINE... BUT ON THE REAL, WE GOTTA JUST SAY "FACK YOU JAMES!", WITH ENOUGH MADE UP STORIES TO FILL A THOUSAND AND TWO PAGES, ENOUGH ANGLESHOTS TO MAKE MICHIO KAKU SAY "BUMBACLOT!" "A DUMBER TWAT WOULD POSIT MORE THAN 26 DIMENSIONS, UPON HEARING ALL THE PARADOXES THAT JAMES GRIMALDI MENTIONS"... BE IT THE VANISHING SUITCASES, OR BANISHING HUGE WAGES, OR DAMAGING REPUTATIONS ALL WHILE LANGUISHING ON VACATION, LOSING ENOUGH LOOT TO FUND THE GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT OF A MINOR THIRD WORLD NATION... THE KID'S AN ATTENTION WHORE, IF HE FINALLY DID GO BUSTO THEN HIS LIKELY-PEDOPHILIA WOULD PROBABLY GET MENTIONED MORE, ANYTHING TO TAKE OUR MINDS OFF HIS RODENTIA-LIKE BEHAVIOR, AND THE STENCH FROM THE SORES (FOR WHICH HIS NEIGHBORS ONCE CALLED THE ASPCA, SUSPECTING HOARDING; GRIM NOW CONSIDERS THIS ORGANIZATION HIS BANE, THE FIVE-LETTER ACRONYM WHICH IS SURELY HIS MOST HATED, SURELY NOT THE UIGAE, HE LOVES THAT ONE). (Repeat Chorus) End. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] 
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#142
10-06-2007, 01:28 AM
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Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST
hahahahaha
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#143
10-06-2007, 01:50 AM
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put this up in bbv a few days ago this thread seems appropriate for it
since day one when MrsGrimstarr shortstacked me out in that grease factory so unsatisfactory, immediately [censored] where i slept never thought it would come back to me obv the coolest kid, as a youngster, everyone wanted to be like lil james g "queen" of the school, although nobody was cool enough to actually hang with me the first day of high school finally came out, quick to the chase i was runnin my mouth even shouted down a kid in a wheelchair, facially frankensteined with acne, caused him to pout one foxxxy lady, a real knockout, said hey jimmy g! i like your style we should hang out! looked her straight in the eye, laughed in her face, bitch that aint my style ima sit this one out with no need for intoduction, a flawed prodigy was born facing no obstructions, on party, a path to the top was sworn ignoring critical construction, these pros cant tell me nothing i dont know they all destructive, swearing by their lifestyles of hookers and blow striving need for your attention, with mild success, at least i got something to show but little did i know, a rise to the top of this mountain of snow, wouldnt be so far high stakes poker aint so hard, j77 and slowrolls, bitches, is who i are should have slowed down and stayed off the radar but still cant settle for par its a bit bizarre raisin the bar too quick can leave a loaded scar but the little voice in my head just kept singing GRIMSTARR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARR!!! living the life, 19 year old millionaire, damn, today everything is great no one can debate, throw some chips innately in the pot when positions late searching for that soulmate, but proactive plain aint reactin, still no sexual relations to this date cant socially relate, still life is great, wake up, fire up 8 tables and masturbate still life is great, wake up, fire up 8 tables and masturbate still life is great, wake up, fire up 8 tables and masturbate thine eyes fixate and locate the box from dominoes, pizza i just ate, face elates still irate with that manly hunger, of the straight, for sex, dreamin of datin, just so i can rape at least everyone can relate, oh wait, ...they cant... at least i can open up 2p2 and menstruate at least god gave me style, god gave me grace at least god baked this pizza on my face at least my face still shines like the sun, sure at least i play my blind better than stevie won-der at least i had it all at one time at least it all came crashing down in due time at least grimstarr, is grimstarr's, saviour at least i cant beat baby stakes anymore at least that hooker only gave me herpes at least on my face that might not be acne at least somehow i can no longer endow at least i was once the cats meow at least AQo is still teh nuts somehow at least bought that gun and the bullets i might put them to use now
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#144
10-06-2007, 02:09 AM
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Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST
daaaamn
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#146
10-06-2007, 03:09 AM
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Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST
[ QUOTE ]
Chorus: HIS NAME IS GRIMSTARR AND HIS BR IS GONNA CLEAR A MIL, AND HOPEFULLY WITH THE FUNDS HE'LL BUY SOME CLEARASIL HIS NAME IS GRIMSTARR AND HE LIKES TO GO BACK ON FLIPS, HOPEFULLY WITH THE FUNDS HE'll BUY SOME PROACTIV HIS NAME IS GRIMSTARR AND HE SAYS HE'S GONNA STACK YOU LAMES, HOPEFULLY HE'LL TAKE THE LOOT AND BUY SOME ACUTAINE... BUT ON THE REAL, WE GOTTA JUST SAY "FACK YOU JAMES!", WITH ENOUGH MADE UP STORIES TO FILL A THOUSAND AND TWO PAGES, ENOUGH ANGLESHOTS TO MAKE MICHIO KAKU SAY "BUMBACLOT!" "A DUMBER TWAT WOULD POSIT MORE THAN 26 DIMENSIONS, UPON HEARING ALL THE PARADOXES THAT JAMES GRIMALDI MENTIONS"... BE IT THE VANISHING SUITCASES, OR BANISHING HUGE WAGES, OR DAMAGING REPUTATIONS ALL WHILE LANGUISHING ON VACATION, LOSING ENOUGH LOOT TO FUND THE GROSS DOMESTIC PRODUCT OF A MINOR THIRD WORLD NATION... THE KID'S AN ATTENTION WHORE, IF HE FINALLY DID GO BUSTO THEN HIS LIKELY-PEDOPHILIA WOULD PROBABLY GET MENTIONED MORE, ANYTHING TO TAKE OUR MINDS OFF HIS RODENTIA-LIKE BEHAVIOR, AND THE STENCH FROM THE SORES (FOR WHICH HIS NEIGHBORS ONCE CALLED THE ASPCA, SUSPECTING HOARDING; GRIM NOW CONSIDERS THIS ORGANIZATION HIS BANE, THE FIVE-LETTER ACRONYM WHICH IS SURELY HIS MOST HATED, SURELY NOT THE UIGAE, HE LOVES THAT ONE). (Repeat Chorus) End. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] wow this flow is ridiculously akwward
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#148
10-06-2007, 01:39 PM
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Re: GRIMSTARR FREESTYLE CONTEST
in the spirit of this festive weekend and the fact that i apparently lack moral fibre given that iam drunk at 1:30pm i have to give an attempt to this.
Iam very white so i dunno the first thing about w.e iam doing here. ~~~~Give me a f'n beat Wulf: Yea thats the sh!t right thur We all wanna be a grimstarr driv'n round in a handy down car Look'n good from a'far cause ain't see'n the scars We all wanna be grimstarr's ballin at the holiday innnn shortstack'n ur frienn call'n hoes with my flow hope the plastic dont blow We all wanna be grimstarrs driv'n round in a handy down car Brian ugh Cole ugh Those guys right Durrr ain't got no game Poker is my f'n claim to fame We all wanna rock the grimstarr
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