Yeah So I wont be Dinking and driving anymore

[mason55]

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Edit: By the way, I just drove home from Atlantic city, and just got home. I don't drink alcohol, but i was pretty tired. Its possible I may have swerved slightly out of my lane once or twice during the 3 hour drive home. I'm glad I didn't run into you.

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You realize that if you were driving tired enough to be swerving then you were probably almost as dangerous as a drunk driver?

Jesus, talk about the worst example ever.

[4drugmoney]

yeah killem all. I mean if they drive drunk or tired they should die AMIRITE

[felix83]

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there are also many small details in your story that are abs retarded

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I'm sorry, let me clarify this for the mentally retarded.

When I do this, if they run off the road, I immediately pull over, while dialing 911. Then I get out, approach the driver and go "ZOMG, are you ok? What happened back there?" To which they reply "You rans me offf tha roadz, azzhooole" And I say "WHAT? You're drunk!" then argue with them until the police arrive, at which point they will waddle up to the officer, normally touching him/her in some fashion (Cops love being touched. Go try it sometime) and say "This Motherfuckre ran me off the road!" to which I calmly respond "No Sir/Maam, I didn't. I was driving along, and just as I passed this man/woman, I saw him/her drive off the road. I merely stopped to help, and be sure no one was injured"

then the officer responds "Thank you Sir, have a nice day" then hilarity ensues, as well as justice.

Hope that helps. If you're still having trouble with your reading comp, PM me, I'll provide further assistance, as well as an mp3 file of me reading this post, if needed.

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Is this you? Cuz if it is, you're bada$$. Otherwise you're a bit insane, and I am about as tough on drunk drivers as anybody.

[AtomicDiscourse]

and #4. I think the idea behind #5 is that you should stop somone drunk from driving, and if you let them drive you then you're complicit. #4 is evil though.

me: Dude have a beer
you: sure and I'll drive now
me: [censored] now I'm breaking rocks for a year

[RebelRebel]

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rebel,

if i ever ran into someone like you and i was over the legal limit, i would be going to jail for much more than a DWI. you would be going to the ER.

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Good luck with that.

[Butsecks4buyins]

i drive better drunk than most people do sober

[4drugmoney]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I just drove to the store to get more beers. I hope I hit your family memebers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Blow these

[RebelRebel]

You're an idiot. Driving to the store to get beer doesn't kill anyone. If you were already drunk, I hope you die in a fiery crash, and end up paralyzed and barely alive in a vegative state for the rest of your pathetic life.

[Madman Madman]

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i drive better drunk than most people do sober

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qmft my firends iwll bakc me up on itn

[DING-DONG YO]

What's hard labor? You have to split rocks or put together Wiis?