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if i ever become a billionare

1. I would have the most expensive casino and hotel ever built in vegas and id make sure it had the best poker room ever

2. id be known as the greatest tipper to ever live id tip dealers 500k to a million even more each big pot i win. and when im at resteraunts id give waiters like 500k tips and stuff

3. if fulltilt would let me id give away milllions of dollars a week to railbirds answering trivia from my fav movies also id randomly pick 5 10cent players to give a mil to.

4. if the WSOP let me id add 1 billion on top of the main event first place prize.

5. i would fill a hudge swiming pool full of mountain dew and dive in it from a diving board. also after that id fill it up with blue powerade

6. i would have someone build me a pool table made of entirely gold and a [censored] load of diomands.

7. i would go on top of some building in nyc with loads and loads and loads of cash and just dump it in times square not in bricks of course cause i dont wana kill anyone

8. if fulltilt let me which i doubt they would id sit at every single 25 50 and above NLholdem cash game table and just shuve allin every single hand

9. id build a waterpark in my back yard and also rides and cotton candy and stuff like six flags does but the only people who could be there was who i invited.

10. and 10 is for all the other stuff that im sure ive left out and of course charity and stuff



id be the worlds happiest billionare unlike about 99 percent of those rich pieces of crap. and id have fun with my money

ya just wanted to list some things idk why