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08-02-2007, 07:03 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
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I had sex with the younger one over the hood of my car in a lit street. Then drove her to my house while fingering her from behind and her head down in my floorboards under the dash. Older one was hotter though. [/ QUOTE ] NH. I only hope Noles is an egosurfer and comes across that tidbit. I just found this thread, and wanted to contribute a good one (I loved baseball in the 80s), but I swear the first 8-9 obscure players with memorable names that came to mind have already been posted- Wockenfuss, Biancalana, Lombardozzi, etc. all taken- unbelievable (even Moose Haas, who was the last card I needed when I collected the whole 1984 set just by buying packs). Oh well. I guess I'll go with U.L. Washington. Loved the toothpick. 
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#2
08-02-2007, 07:09 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
Steve Jeltz
Dan Gladden Gene Larkin Roy Smalley Kurt Stillwell
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#3
08-02-2007, 08:24 PM
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[ QUOTE ] Dickie Noles [/ QUOTE ] I went to high school with Dicky Noles' two daughters. At least if he's the guy I'm thinking of that used to play for the Cards. I had sex with the younger one over the hood of my car in a lit street. Then drove her to my house while fingering her from behind and her head down in my floorboards under the dash. Older one was hotter though. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah? You think that's funny? Well I had anal with your grandmother one night when she was cleaning the toilets at the Vet. She was so goddamned fat I thought she was Luzinski. Anyway she was so freaking tight that to loosen her up I had to shove 5 prized Dickie Noles autographed baseballs into her, and one of Bake McBride's bats. If you can get me those balls back, we'll call it even. She can have Bake's bat. He used to do this thing with Manny Trillo that ... well, you can keep the bat.
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#4
08-02-2007, 08:33 PM
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That is hilarious. Someone created a Dickie Noles gimmick account just for the occasion.
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#5
08-06-2007, 07:40 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Dickie Noles [/ QUOTE ] I went to high school with Dicky Noles' two daughters. At least if he's the guy I'm thinking of that used to play for the Cards. I had sex with the younger one over the hood of my car in a lit street. Then drove her to my house while fingering her from behind and her head down in my floorboards under the dash. Older one was hotter though. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah? You think that's funny? Well I had anal with your grandmother one night when she was cleaning the toilets at the Vet. She was so goddamned fat I thought she was Luzinski. Anyway she was so freaking tight that to loosen her up I had to shove 5 prized Dickie Noles autographed baseballs into her, and one of Bake McBride's bats. If you can get me those balls back, we'll call it even. She can have Bake's bat. He used to do this thing with Manny Trillo that ... well, you can keep the bat. [/ QUOTE ] Grandma was such a whore. Oh yeah, your daughter likes to go out in public w/o underwear and have sex in random places all over town. The first time I made out with her, 10 minutes later we were doing it in the middle of the street. How does that make you feel?
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#6
08-02-2007, 08:49 PM
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Re: Post the name here of a random 1980s baseball player
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[ QUOTE ] Dickie Noles [/ QUOTE ] I went to high school with Dicky Noles' two daughters. At least if he's the guy I'm thinking of that used to play for the Cards. I had sex with the younger one over the hood of my car in a lit street. Then drove her to my house while fingering her from behind and her head down in my floorboards under the dash. Older one was hotter though. [/ QUOTE ] highschoolyearbookscanaments ftw
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#9
08-02-2007, 11:23 AM
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