on ordering cocktails at a bar or restaurant

[J.Brown]

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My buddy ordered a Black and Blue (Guiness and Blue Moon) at Buffalo Wild Wings and got a blackened burger with bleu cheese on it. Hilarious.

Also, at clubs (not bars, clubs, which I rarely go to) I almost exclusively drink vodka crans. Some people say I'm gay but I love the taste and can drink them unbelievably fast.

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good story about the drink mistake.
my father once ordered a whiskey Ditch (whiskey water obv.)on vacation and the very offended waitress looked like she was going to slap him. she had never heard of such a thing.

ok as op in this case my opinion continues to count:

you may be gay, but vodka crans do not make you so.

taking 1 alcohol and mixing it with 1 other things + ice

that is ok. i almost don't care what they are, although i suppose things like malibu rum, sloe gin, etc are a bit much.

so no one is admiting to be a chronic drinker of so something exotic and ridiculous that you are known as the dude who only drinks "tie me to the bedposts" or "a little green man from mars on the rocks"

someone out there does and i want to know why! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] J.

[Boris]

Wow. Am I the only one who LOVES exotic girly drinks? I would drink these things more often except I can never remember any of the names.

[Boris]

forgot to add, I love these drinks because they taste good.

[divides_by_zero]

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Wow. Am I the only one who LOVES exotic girly drinks? I would drink these things more often except I can never remember any of the names.

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I love 'em but too many can be overpowering. I generally reserve them for when I'm at home - plus I can experiment more. Also - the crazier the drink the more overpriced they tend to be which is hella lame. However, with a bartender I know, I say bring on the mai tais! And the pink flamingos! And please to be remembering the umbrella. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[.Alex.]

My biggest problem with mixed drinks is that they're usually very sweet and filling, so I can't drink more than a couple of them without feeling sick. That's why basically the only drinks I'll order are Long Islands and Gin/Vodka and Tonic/Sprite. I guess on rare occasions I'll get a Jagerbomb or a Jack and Coke, but other than that, it's beer and straight liquor for me.

[NT!]

I tend to just drink beer because I like it better, it doesn't get me violently drunk as quickly, and it's cheap. If I order liquor I almost always order it straight. Whiskey, scotch, or tequila are pretty much it for me.

I'm not trying to sound all butch here, I'm just not a very interesting drinker.

My girlfriend used to order a girly drink called a Prison Bitch all the time, but that was just because our bartender thought it was hilarious to hear her order it. It was pretty good though. But I don't get down with the sweetness of those kinds of drinks.

[carnivalhobo]

i usually stick to vodka soda twist, but half the bartenders of the world stick a wedge of lime in the glass. MFWTF.


when im feelin saucy its Pearl Coconut and Sprite FTW.

[J.A.Sucker]

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forgot to add, I love these drinks because they taste good.

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... and you're gay.

[Jurollo]

Kettle One + Tonic, no lime no straw

Welcome to my world of bar drinking

[ThaHero]

Again, I mostly drink straight drinks or beer as well. I think the most complicated one I ever order are Cadillac Margaritas, but those aren't really that complicated.