one of the best weekends of my life, a TR

[gimmickaccount2]

Part 3 - this part is fairly boring compared to the rest.

We leave Sapphire at about 4AM. We're exhausted so we head back to the hotel. Our room was upgraded for free because I tried to put (brag) 50k into the Tropicana's safety deposit box. My friend has never been to the new room before. The sign says
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500 - 520 ->
<- 521 - 540

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It's room 529. I turn left and start walking when I notice my friend has stopped. His face is two inches from the sign.
"No man, the sign says 529 is to the right"
"No, it's this way"
"THE SIGN SAYS IT'S THIS WAY"
"I've been here before. I know which way it is"
"I'LL BET YOU $100 THE SIGN SAYS THIS WAY"
"You know what? I don't really want to take your money, but fine, lets bet."
Out of no where, an overweight ugly black girl in a dress comes running, "noooo honey stop, don't make the bet"
me:"who are you? leave us alone"
her:"give me half"
him:"THE SIGN SAYS 529 IS TO THE RIGHT"

And hence, we proceed to get into a 3-way argument - me telling the black girl to stfu, her trying to get half his money and him trying to convince both of us where the room is.

Eventually she just explains it to him and I start to walk towards our room. From behind me, "hey where are you going? come to our room." [censored] I hate drunk idiots.

I'm pretty sure she's a hooker at this point, but whatever, I'm tired. I go in the bathroom to start getting ready for bed. When I walk out, I'm greeted by fat ugly black hooker [censored] hanging out of her dress. Ok, now we know. Apparently they were discussing price. I tell him he can do whatever the hell he wants, but I'm not leaving him in the room alone because he is a drunk idiot and I'm not having my stuff stolen. She takes great offense to this, "I'm no [censored] thief this is a $500 bag I don't need to steal I suck dick etc etc" Friend later tells me he realizes he is drunk and that she is an ugly fat whore so we let her go.

Sunday

I wake up to a text from latina wanting to get lunch - and so the dilemma arises. Go for the guaranteed latina or take a chance with the stripper? I decide it's better to sail in uncharted waters and give the stripper a call. She doesn't pick up. It's only 2PM though and they're usually still asleep at this time. I make plans to meet latina for lunch and figure I can make an excuse to leave if stripper calls me back.

During lunch, I find out latina has work early the next day so she has to leave at 10. Stripper texts me back and says she has to miss dinner because friends are coming from cali, but I should call her later to meet up with wherever they are. Ahh, I guess everything does work itself out [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I convince latina to go to a strip club again. First, she wants to freshen up a bit and have some drinks in my room. Obv, I take this as "I want to fool around a bit first."

As we're leaving, I hear someone shout "ACTION!" behind me. I turn and see a video camera a few feet away from my face. I still don't know what background I'm going to be in. My best guess is Flight of the Conchords. It was at 4:30PM on Sunday at planet hollywood if anyone has any idea. The guy was swinging two bags around like a sally in a mall.

We get back to my hotel, where my friend is not supposed to be since he said he was going to be grinding all day. I come in to the lights off and him being extremely startled. He says a girl he "met downstairs" is coming in a few minutes and we have to leave. I find out later this girl he "met downstairs" is an asian massage service.

We get a room at the Mandalay Bay, where, by the way, there's no way to stop someone from peeking through the frosted windows into the bathroom from the main room [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] . Head over to Sapphire at around 7:30. It's dead, so we leave and have dinner at Delmonico's. Back to the Mandalay Bay for fun. By this time, it's 10 and she has to leave.

I go to the Bellagio to play some 10/20 and call up the stripper to see where she is. No response yet.

poker content

4k behind, straddler, limp, I limp 54s, limp, maybe one or two more limpers and the blinds come along.

Flop: As 9x 5x. Checked to the guy to my left, he bets 160, folded to me and I call.

Turn: Qs. Check, he bets 360, I make it 1k, he calls.

River: Kx. I shove for about 2500 more and he folds

/poker

Immediately after this hand, I hear "Kurohs to the front of the poker room. Kurohs to the front of the poker room."
wtf? I head over and I see a frantic latina who is very excited to see me. She lost her phone and needs me to get back into the hotel room to look for it. The phone ends up being in her bag all along and I end up staying with her for a few more hours until my flight leaves.

It would've been much more awesome if I hooked up with the stripper that last night, but still, one of the best weekends of my life [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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[gimmickaccount2]

Oh, and I forgot to mention. At the Mandalay Bay, we had to order up condoms too. A loud porno was playing in the background and I was naked so I had her answer the door. I can only imagine that bell boy's face.

[vikefan24]

Good stuff but you should have killed the fat black hooker..

[timhardawyhatesu]

wow dude, you hooked up with a hot girl and got a bj. If that is the one of the top 3 weekends of your life im really sorry for you.

[88jayhawks]

did the stripper use a condom when she sucked you off and did she swallow?

[DBSpecial]

I love that TR always involve debauched sexual antics. Vicariously living through reading about other people having fun FTW.

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wow dude, you hooked up with a hot girl and got a bj. If that is the one of the top 3 weekends of your life im really sorry for you.

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