Stars treats me like I [censored] her daughter then pushed her home in a cart

[fretelöo]

Sinead O'Connor is awesome. Unbelievable, how much rage you can put into a song.

[bravos1]

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Idiot: j4?
Idiot: i riased preflop
Idiot: but then yoiu're a stupid pos


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ORLY?

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Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

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LOL

[Xhad]

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Idiot: j4?
Idiot: i riased preflop
Idiot: but then yoiu're a stupid pos


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ORLY?

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Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, SB completes, Hero checks.

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LOL

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I've had that happen live before. The best part was when I ignored the issue of "I checked my option in the big blind" and went straight to "Eh, I knew you'd call 3 cold on the turn with middle pair anyway." It's even funnier when you can see them react.

[Aaron W.]

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Who says two card flush over two card flush doesn't happen?

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button caps</font>, SB calls, BB calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (16 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls, Button calls, SB calls.

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LOL @ flop slowplay. You might have gotten the super-trifecta of having all streets capped.

[fretelöo]

ASDGFLKHDGJGJ OISFOIL a wiu l

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button (t1950)
Hero (t1050)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
Button calls t25, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t200</font>, Button calls t150.

Flop: (t400) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t350</font>, Button calls t350.

Turn: (t1100) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t500 (All-In)</font>, Button calls t500.

River: (t2100) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t2100

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Kh Kd (one pair, kings).
Button has 6d 3d (straight, ten high).
Outcome: Button wins t2100. </font>

[Gib]

My cat likes to help me with game selection:

[OziBattler]

Gib, your real estate tilts me because I dont have it. laptops FTL gigantic monitors FTW

what is your cats game selection criteria?

[Gib]

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what is your cats game selection criteria?

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Obi &lt;3's Fish!!

[Knut]

WTF? I cant log in as unterfish?
Am I perma-banned or what? (I mean, is unterfish perma-banned?)
Then please send me an email, Wookie, plz!

Edited to add: And I was so close to write my C-bet article. Shame on you! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Yet another edit: If I am banned as unterfish, but allowed as Knut, how do you think things would change? Either ban all the way or let me free.
You once told me in a PM that I should use maths and logic in my posts: So, thats what I do: logic, obv.

And I did it. But if you complain, complain to me explicitly, please. KKThx.

[OziBattler]

unterfish is not permabanned at this time (although you have been temp banned recently) but you are basically on your very last chance. ty for revealing your alternate account though.

youll probably have to request your password if you have forgotten it