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Old 08-23-2007, 05:58 AM
Dan BRIGHT Dan BRIGHT is offline
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Default Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)

off the top of my head. There ar a lot im forgetting. Also funny thing is, some of these will be unsuccessful on some girls, but successful on others.

"hey knucklehead, dance floor is THAT way" ( this is when they are doing that thing where they bob back and forth solo or beside a friend thus indicating they want some guy to dance with them. saying what i tried saying there seems to provoke arguments about 75% of the time.)

"I like! how much?" (girl is not a stripper/hooker)

"you remind me of a horse!"

"whats it like being 10 feet tall?"

"hey" her: "hi" me: "do I make you anxious? <cause girl is visibly nervous... as if she was some live noob and was dealt KK utg+1>" her "no" (runs away)

"hey" her: "hi" me: "blah blah blah" her "blah blah blah" me: <1 minute into conversation> "close your eyes" her: <she does> me: <kisses her for about 3 seconds> her: "hee hee hee... i gotta go!!!"<runs away giggling, wont talk to me again>

"hey you see that girl over there? I kinda like her and i wanna make her realllly jealous, so lets flirt with each other RIGHT infront of her for a bit. you in?" girl: "" <she wanted a nice cute guy to hit on her... i made her sad>
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:03 AM
[Phill] [Phill] is offline
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Default Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)

I was as drunk as you can imagine in a club on rock night.

I was basically downstairs near the cloakroom delivering the line "me love you long time" to every girl that came by.

They were not asian.

I was so drunk i would not have loved them long time.

It wasnt nearly as James Bond charm as i thought it might have come off as.
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:25 AM
NozeCandy NozeCandy is offline
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Default Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)

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Also funny thing is, some of these will be unsuccessful on some girls, but successful on others.


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well i'm glad you described every interaction with another person ever, good job
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Old 08-23-2007, 06:32 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Default Re: Lines I have used unsuccessfully on women (bee-atches)

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Also funny thing is, some of these will be unsuccessful on some girls, but successful on others.


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If a woman takes a shine to you, you can say pretty much anything, they'll like it. Just compliment them as an opener, if they smile or react positively, yer in, if they don't drop it right there.

Watch the eyes is all you have to do.
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