Thanksgiving BBV4L style

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brag: mad food
beat: mom is a bad cook
beat: making chicken instead of turkey
brag: football
variance: been up since 4:30am, don't know why
beat: the office is a rerun tonight
variance: 2nd favorite episode in office history (The Coup, S3E3)
beat: double ear infection the day i get home for vacation
variance: going to gain ~5 pounds today
variance: this thread is useless i'm just really bored