Why dont girls aspire to be cocktail waitresses?

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thats just the huge cans fault

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only bad side is you work weird hours and always weekends.

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ORLY? That's the only bad side?

"Hi mom, I dropped out of law school to be a cocktail waitress at Resort's Chicago Casino."
"Uh..."
"Wait. The only bad side is I have to work weekends."
"That's the only bad side?"
"The only one."
"Nothing else bad at all?"
"Nope; perfect except for the hours."
"Oh honey I am so proud of you. And your father would be too, God rest his soul. Lemme call your brother and uncle Dave..."
"Yay!"

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This is in nowhere, indiana. I dont even want to think about how much someone in vegas could make where drinks are free. What is a ballpark figure? 300k?

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you seriously think a waitress in LV pulls 300k?

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I would think 100K easy, wouldn't you. Especially the ones that work at good spots, say the big poker rooms, the sports book at the Mirage, etc.

[A_C_Slater]

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only bad side is you work weird hours and always weekends.

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ORLY? That's the only bad side?

"Hi mom, I dropped out of law school to be a cocktail waitress at Resort's Chicago Casino."
"Uh..."
"Wait. The only bad side is I have to work weekends."
"That's the only bad side?"
"The only one."
"Nothing else bad at all?"
"Nope; perfect except for the hours."
"Oh honey I am so proud of you. And your father would be too, God rest his soul. Lemme call your brother and uncle Dave..."
"Yay!"

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Exactly. The parents are sending their daughter to college so that she can find a good man. How is she supposed to find a good man in a casino among all the degenerates? They will just end up gambooling away her expected nest egg.

And I don't want to hear any kind of "independant woman" crap. Even Hiliary Clinton wouldn't be anywhere without attaching herself to a successful man and she is most likely the next leader of the Free World.

[Dan BRIGHT]

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because they can be strippers?

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dan have you considered a career in the exotic arts?

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I dont think male strippers get paid much of anything. Im better off continueing my current path of gambling + guitar'ing.

[RunDownHouse]

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only bad side is you work weird hours and always weekends.

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ORLY? That's the only bad side?

"Hi mom, I dropped out of law school to be a cocktail waitress at Resort's Chicago Casino."
"Uh..."
"Wait. The only bad side is I have to work weekends."
"That's the only bad side?"
"The only one."
"Nothing else bad at all?"
"Nope; perfect except for the hours."
"Oh honey I am so proud of you. And your father would be too, God rest his soul. Lemme call your brother and uncle Dave..."
"Yay!"

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Congratulations on starting your post being super sarcastic about all the negatives involved with being a cocktail waitress, and then continuing by implying... well, nothing other than, "if you're a waiter you suck worse than being a lawyer," as far as I can tell.

[CardSharpCook]

I was amused by PJ's post.

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if only someone would tell them all they need to do is know how to make a steak and give good head.

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You want them to make steak? I think you'd be better off looking on a farm, I think there're laws against eating people...

[Rootabager]

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you dont think they make 500 in Indiana? This is def true I witness it all the time. I mean I work with the girls and talk to them and stuff. And I have seen them cash out with my own 2 eyes.

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I didnt say every shift they pull in 500. That is on a friday night and that is in Indiana. I used the example of the girl working in slots that made 200 on a monday.

I do think in vegas they could make 500 a shift though. I cant believe you guys think it's so impossible. You can hand out alot of [censored] drinks in an hour. And if it's possible to pull down 500 on a good night in Indiana I dont know why in vegas you couldnt pull in 500+ every night.

I work in the casino and I see people drinking but it's not like the majority of people are there to drink. It is mostly old people playing slots that hardly ever drink.

I really think they can make 300k in vegas. Especially if the girl can pick her shifts and work the 4pm to 12pm shift. That might take some seniority but with time it's def. possible.

There was a thread were ppl were talking about how they tip 5 dollars a drink. No one is going to tip less than a dollar a drink.

The girls at the bellagio can push around carts with a hundred drinks on it. I know they can get rid of more than one of these an hour.

It isnt a dream job but for someone without any education or with a degree that wants to get rich quick it seems like a great opportunity. You might have to put up with getting harassed some but nothing huge. Where I work I have never seen someone get harassed. People barely acknowledge or talk to the waitresses, just hand them money and go on their way.

No, not on a daily basis they don't. They may have $500 nights from time to time, but they aren't pulling down $2,500 in tips per week. No way.

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[Rootabager]

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only bad side is you work weird hours and always weekends.

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ORLY? That's the only bad side?

"Hi mom, I dropped out of law school to be a cocktail waitress at Resort's Chicago Casino."
"Uh..."
"Wait. The only bad side is I have to work weekends."
"That's the only bad side?"
"The only one."
"Nothing else bad at all?"
"Nope; perfect except for the hours."
"Oh honey I am so proud of you. And your father would be too, God rest his soul. Lemme call your brother and uncle Dave..."
"Yay!"

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Then she says
"well this year I plan on pulling in over 100k, now I dont have to work at the mall with my degree in history I cant use "

parents "YaY, now you can support yourself and we can stop and spending 15k a year on school and can go have some fun ourselves"