Casino toilet paper SUCKS

[Quagmyer]

So i decide to go to the casino after work yesterday to check out the new 10 euro SNG’s they have.(yeah yeah, micoments, who cares) I go to the poker room right away to sign up. The next one is full and I have to wait a little over an hour for the next available one. No problem.
Walk by a roulette table where the last 6 have been black. Well red HAS to win next, right?? Put 50 on red, winner obviously. Sweet, that will pay for my evening. Head to the restaurant to grab dinner. Nice steak. Potatos, meh. Grab a beer and put 10 into video poker to kill some time.
I head back to the poker room for my SNG. As im going to pay, I ask what the fee is and they say there is none.
I can play live SNG’s with ZERO fee at a casino. Is this unheard of or what? I was honestly shocked.
Winner gets 50, 2nd 30, 3rd 20
About 5 hands in my stomach gets a weird feeling and my bowels rumble. I try to hold on until the blinds get by me but I can no longer wait. I almost run to the crapper and spraypaint the toilet. Then I reach for the arse wipe, and realize that this stuff is so thin I might as well use my hand. I take a quarter of the roll and fold it up, which was barely thick enough.
They make millions, why the hell cant they supply us with some Cottonelle or something?? I end up using the entire roll.
Relieved, I grab another beer and head back to my table.
Finished 2nd place. Was down 4-1 when it was down to HU and his 95 cracked my 1010 when he flops a straight.


Brag: SNG’s at casino with no fee
Beat: toilet paper blows
Variance: 6 black in a row= automatic red next

[Gonso]

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Walk by a roulette table where the last 6 have been black. Well red HAS to win next, right?? Put 50 on red, winner obviously.

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I know it's a level, but lol at OP anyway

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his 94 cracked my 1010 when he flops a straight.

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Beat: Flopping a straight with 94 is impossible

[4drugmoney]

r u the quagmyer on the sng leaderboard?

[Heavens_Myst]

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Beat: Flopping a straight with 94 is unpossible

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fyp

[Quagmyer]

95, typo sorry

[CaptainBusto]

wipe with hundos

[BearHustler]

Quality stuff OP.

I've heard that HC is legally obligated to offer these €10 SnG's. Don't know if that's true, but if it is, it could explain why they are rakefree.

[Quagmyer]

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r u the quagmyer on the sng leaderboard?

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maaayyybbbbeeee

[4drugmoney]

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r u the quagmyer on the sng leaderboard?

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maaayyybbbbeeee

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If so u can lick my balls.Or own me repeatedly. Or coach me. Your choice.

[jonwanchalk]

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95, typo sorry

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Nice, expert save. I am good at expert saves.