OOT weekly thread: minor things that infuriate you

El Diablo · #1 07-08-2007, 04:15 PM

OK, this thread is just a rant thread for when little things tick you off far more than they reasonably should.

Here's what happened to me.

Last night, I go to dinner. This stupid bitch manager tells me they no longer sing their special happy birthday song, WTF!?!?! OK, jk obv.

So it's All-Star weekend with tons of stuff a block from my place. It's starting to be a bit of a mess around here (not much yet, but I figure it'll only get worse). They've already closed off a bunch of streets and stuff, though, plus the main freeway exit.

Twice today, I slow down and let people in who are unaware of lane or street closures. These morons would have been stuck trapped waiting forever if I wouldn't have let them in. AND NEITHER OF THESE MF'ERS GAVE ME A WAVE. One was a POS BMW driver, the other was some bitch in a jeep. FUFUFUUFUFUFUFUUFUFUFUFUUFUFU

samjjones · #2 07-08-2007, 04:24 PM

I went to McDonald's for a quick breakfast, and got the Bacon/Egg/Cheese McGriddle. There was one....ONE!!! f-ing piece of scabby looking bacon on the sandwich. I took one bite (naturally being sure to eat all the bacon) and threw it out.

WTF?

p.s. I then went to another McD's and got a Sausage McMuffin, because that's how I roll.

Borodog · #3 07-08-2007, 04:28 PM

ElD,

You are on a roll.

IggyWH · #4 07-08-2007, 04:51 PM

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Twice today, I slow down and let people in who are unaware of lane or street closures. These morons would have been stuck trapped waiting forever if I wouldn't have let them in. AND NEITHER OF THESE MF'ERS GAVE ME A WAVE. One was a POS BMW driver, the other was some bitch in a jeep. FUFUFUUFUFUFUFUUFUFUFUFUUFUFU

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I'm not a Dane Cook fan, but this reminded me of this clip.

The latest thing to piss me off is places that form a long line outside their bar/club/lounge so they look cool, even though there aren't many people inside the actual place. The bouncer tries playing off what he's doing by doing other random [censored] instead of checking ID's so the line can backup more.

I wanted to punch this [censored] last night so bad because of this. He looked at my ID for, I'm not kidding, 5 minutes. He kept telling me to look directly at him when I'm staring right at him. Then, he started playing with some clipboard and dropped everything inside it. Then took forever to pick everything up. He was the worst actor I've ever seen. Must be why he lives in SD instead of LA... he couldn't cut it.

Blarg · #5 07-08-2007, 04:54 PM

Heh very annoying.

Peter Harris · #6 07-08-2007, 04:55 PM

300-reply posts about birthdays and singing.

MissT74 · #7 07-08-2007, 04:56 PM

I am an iced tea junkie, drink it all day long, every day (only thing I can drink besides Crystal Light, water, and alcohol...but that's another story).

I always, ALWAYS order my iced tea: "Large iced tea, extra ice, no lemon"

I always ALWAYS get that damn piece of lemon floating in my tea. I hate it!!! Pisses me off royally.

Just happened an hour ago at IHOP, not once but on my refill as well. Sigh.

T

mbillie1 · #8 07-08-2007, 04:57 PM

When I'm taking a piss wearing khaki dress pants with a shirt tucked in. Why do they even make khaki pants?

Full-Metall · #9 07-08-2007, 04:59 PM

people that smack their lips when they chew

El Diablo · #10 07-08-2007, 05:01 PM

Boro: "You are on a roll." Huh? WTF WAS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND OR UNCLEAR ABOUT "OOT weekly thread" MR SO-CALLED "SCIENTIST"??????? PLEASE STAY IN SMP FORUM AND AWAY FROM REAL PEOPLE LIKE ME.

All: Seriously, is it that fking hard to just give a little wave? Do people not know that you are supposed to do that? WTF IS GOING ON HERE, JUST LIFT YOUR HAND UP FOR A QUICK SECOND AND EVERYTHING IS FINE, DAMNDAMNDAMNDAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!