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Old 06-16-2006, 09:05 AM
Reprocess Reprocess is offline
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Default BBV Theme Song

I was bored so I decided to make a song for bbv. Its taken from Kanye west and Jamie Foxx's song "Gold digger". If you havnt heard the song, I suggest listening to it first. Enjoy!!


[background]
I takes their money when I need to feed
Yea they’re aquatic friends indeed
Oh it's a large sea
That pleases me

[Chorus:]
Now I aint sayin you not a winner (I got reads)
But you play like one punk ass beginner
(Pokah did me wrong)
Now I aint sayin you not a winner (I got reads)
But you play like one punk ass beginner
cold call playah go head cold call (I got reads)
cold call playah, go head cold call(I got reads)
cold call playah, go head cold call(I got reads)
cold call playah, go head

[Verse1:]
Sushies name is Tom
Making that game the bomb
Taking no prisoners like its Vietnam
With great aplomb
I said I can tell you PWND
I can tell by your calm
Far as chips, you got a stack
I can tell by the cards in your palm
but I’m looking for lessons
do you give them?
I read some books, they say to play well
they say to raise and not to cold call
But you seem to got this down, he said “I can feel them”
I said “get out of town”!! He winks without a sound.
So I raise first in, he calls with a grin. I flop a set and get all in.
Admiring his dorsal fin, his gutshot hits like it’s a sin.
Sorry bro, but I told you so, pokah’s this game of feel and finess
if you mess with the best you die like the rest.
I remember the words of Malmuth, Miller Feeney and David S.
With the spirit of Tommy Angelo, STOP! (the feelings of TILTZ I easily surpress.)
Some say this game’s unbeatable
Watchin these plays that unbelievable

[Chorus:]
Now I aint sayin you not a winner (I got reads)
But you play like one punk ass beginner
(Pokah did me wrong)
Now I aint sayin you not a winner (I got reads)
But you play like one punk ass beginner
cold call playah go head cold call (I got reads)
cold call playah, go head cold call(I got reads)
cold call playah, go head cold call(I got reads)
cold call playah, go head




[Verse2:]
18 ‘ours, 18 ‘ours
He has been stacking pros for 18 ‘ours
He has been doing this like he has freakin super powers
as easy as walking in a bed of flowers
but I know you will seem him as a broke ass borrow’r
Variance’s a bitch, expectaion took a holiday, this is an illusion
the long run will hit.......... someday.
I was spose to buy a plasma with ma money
He went got stripers with that money
buyin bling and smack wit ma money
Should have played black jack wit that money
I aint no punk so I holla I wanna Rebuy
I WANT TO REBUY!!, Yeaah
Its something you need to do
Cause if you’r playing well, the games are good
Feeney and Mr. T. say “STAY FOO!”
18 ‘our, 18 ‘ours
grind it out for another 18 ‘ours



[Chorus:]
Now I aint sayin you not a winner (I got reads)
But you play like one punk ass beginner
(Pokah did me wrong)
Now I aint sayin you not a winner (I got reads)
But you play like one punk ass beginner
cold call playah go head cold call (I got reads)
cold call playah, go head cold call(I got reads)
cold call playah, go head cold call(I got reads)
cold call playah, go head

[Verse3:]
Now I aint sayin you not a winner you got gills
maybe a blow hole, a wife named flipper dressed in frills
I say your soul seems shaded it gives me chills
He flips off his glasses and say “that bill filmath taught me mad skillz”
flopping quads going to buy you a home in beverly hills
But he leaves broke, how is he going to pay the bills?
But I see he will be back, its just bad luck. He don’t give a F*ck.
This weeks paycheck just hit the muck
Got to move up to get unstuck
So watch this guy, in time he will buy you a truck
You get em next time
this game tough, you down a dime?
A player of your skillz losing,? that’s a crime.

cold call playah go head cold call
cold call playah, go head cold call
cold call playah, go head cold call
cold call playah, go head
(can you run that twice?)
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:25 AM
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Default Re: BBV Theme Song

It's nice..But I always imagined the M*A*S*H theme song "Suicide is painless" [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:45 AM
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Default Re: BBV Theme Song

Record, link, and sticky!
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:51 AM
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Default Re: BBV Theme Song

soooo awesome

I love this line

[ QUOTE ]
Cause if you’r playing well, the games are good
Feeney and Mr. T. say “STAY FOO!”

[/ QUOTE ]
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Old 06-16-2006, 09:57 AM
Yoplait, BIMO Yoplait, BIMO is offline
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Default Re: BBV Theme Song

BBV theme song is obvious. Unfortunate that it has to be such a terrible one:

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Old 06-16-2006, 10:00 AM
DING-DONG YO DING-DONG YO is offline
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WTF? I thought this was the BBV theme song...

Artist: B.G. f/ Big Tymers, Hot Boys
Album: Chopper City in the Ghetto
Song: Bling Bling

Verse One: Baby

Nigga I got these hoes iced up enough
While my lil B.G.'s on the bus puttin out cigarette butts
But me personally playboy I don't give a [censored]
And I'ma always show love to my cut
Hit the club light tha bitch up
The Cash Money motto we got to drank til we throw up
Nigga point the hoe out guaranteed I can [censored]
Wootay I'm tattooed and barred up
Medallion iced up, Rolex bezelled up
And my pinky ring is platinum plus
Earrings be trillion cut
And my grill be slugged up
My heart filled with anger cause nigga I don't give a [censored]
Stack my chesse up
Cause one day I'm a give this street life up
Beef I don't discuss
A nigga outta line gone get his [censored] head bust
Cash Money Millionaires plus
Don't touch sum'in nigga you can't [censored]
Twenty inches TV is a must
By the year two thousand I'm gut out my bus

Verse Two: Lil' Turk

A lil nigga seventeen playin with six figures
Got so much ice you can skate on a nigga
When you see cash money you know you stay flossin
Catch cha girl down bad ya know we straight tossin
I aint seen a click yet that can stunt like mine
I aint seen a marette that can run like mine
1999, and it's our turn to shine
Fifty or better on our wrist and they all blind
Pourin vodka til I die drank til I faint
Til a nigga tell me I need another drank
My nigga Baby told me work nigga trick to them hoes
Nigga Baby told me work nigga better than treatin yo nose
I'm the freak of the click
Keep it on the tuck so I creep on a bitch
And I play it on the raw never sleep with a bitch
Keep it real with my niggaz
Never weep for a bitch

(Chorus) Lil' Wayne 2#
Bling bling
Everytime I come around yo city
Bling bling
Pinky ring worth about fifty
Bling bling
Everytime I buy a new ride
Bling bling
Lorinsers on Yokahama tires
Bling bling

Verse Thre: Manny Fresh

It's the nigga with tha Lex bubble
Candy coated helicopter with tha leather cover
If ya suckin' not [censored]' take off the rubber
Then toss that bitch nigga cause I don't love her
Balla, Manny bought a private plane
Then turned around and sold that bitch to Juve and Wayne
They put 30 inch lorenzos on that thang man
I know you niggaz out there just don't understand

Verse Four: Juvenile

I'm a 1999 driver
I'm a uptown third ward magnolia T.C. driver
Ol ignorant ass always stunting
Big ballin ass nigga you can see him when he comin
Booted up, diamond up
Golds be shinnin' up
Muthafuckas be blindin' up
Niggas at the second line be sayin, "I'll be damned"
Up in they best fits sayin, "Juve got me damn"

(Chorus) 2x

Verse Five: B.G.

I be that nigga with the ice on me
If it cost less than twenty it don't look right on me
I stay flossed out all through the week
My money long if you don't know I'm the B.G.
I be [censored] niggaz bitches all in they home
Niggaz be like, "Look at that Benz on all that chrome"
Diamonds worn by everybody thats in my click
Man I got the price of a mansion 'round my neck and wrist
My nigga Baby gettin' a special built machine
A Mercedes Benz 700 V14
I know you niggaz can't believe that
I can't wait to see ya haters face when ya see that
Man look at that
Niggaz wear shades just to stand on side of me
Folks say take that chain off boy ya blindin me
All day my phone ringin bling bling bling
Can see my earring from a mile bling bling

(Chorus) 2x
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Old 06-16-2006, 12:59 PM
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How could this happen to me...?
I made a mistake...
Got nowhere to run...
Life goes on...
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Old 06-16-2006, 01:05 PM
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Default Re: BBV Theme Song

Here is a very relevant song:

GG Allin

"Expose Yourself To Kids"

Let's [censored] some kids, they can't say no
Molest them now before they grow
Threaten them with oral sex
Expose yourself to incest

'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Suck a little hairless crack
Hold 'em down, they can't fight back
Watch 'em scream and cry with fear
[censored] [censored] don't tell nobody dear

'Cause it's alright to expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Alright, expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Say I'm a pervert, it's OK
Hey! Candy little girl? Walk my way, you [censored] bitch
Child abuse is on my mind
Little [censored] kids I'm soon to find

But it's alright, expose yourself to kids
Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Do it now before they grow up and it's too late
Pull your pecker in front of them and masturbate

Find an elementary school at recess time
Pull your cock in front of them and masturbate
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Old 06-16-2006, 01:08 PM
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Default Re: BBV Theme Song

I was going to post the same topic but decided not to, but here's the song I changed the lyrics off ( slightly ) for the poker theme.

Bad beats
Whatcha want, watcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When sheriff Runner Runner come for you
Tell me
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna dooo
Yeaheah

[Chorus:]
Bad beats, bad beats
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
{repeat}

When they have deuces
And you had a nut straight
You go to school
And learn the golden rule
So why are you
Acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot
You must get cool

[Chorus]
Bad beats, bad beats
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
{repeat}

You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on your mother and
You chuck it on your father
You chuck it on your brother and
You chuck it on your sister
You chuck it on that one and
You chuck it on me

[Chorus]
Bad beats, bad beats
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
{repeat}

Nobody naw give you no break
Fishcakes naw give you no break
Standard naw give you no break
Not even you idren naw give you no break
Hehe

[Chorus]
Bad beats, bad beats
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
{repeat}

Why did you have to act so mean
Don't you know you're human being
Born of a mother with the love of a father
Reflections come and reflections go
I know sometimes you want to let go
Hehehe
I know sometimes you want to let go

Bad beats, bad beats
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
{repeat}
(You're too bad, you're too rude)
(You're too bad, you're too rude)
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
{repeat}

{repeat}

You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on your mother and
You chuck it on your father
You chuck it on your brother and
You chuck it on your sister
You chuck it on that one and
You chuck it on me

[Chorus]
Bad beats, bad beats
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you
{repeat 'til the end}
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Old 06-16-2006, 01:22 PM
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Default Re: BBV Theme Song

[ QUOTE ]
Here is a very relevant song:

GG Allin

"Expose Yourself To Kids"

[/ QUOTE ]

Winner.
I'm going to go hang myself now.
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